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orcflorist.bsky.social
kiril, internet orc
@orcflorist.bsky.social
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irl orc bard, fictional florist. he/him.
#kirillustration (sfw only)
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orcflorist.bsky.social
i'm only posting this because @orcanist.gay wanted me to
December 6, 2025 at 6:17 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
normal
December 3, 2025 at 5:59 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
i feel like this is something the average bluesky poster could take to heart too
a sign taped to a door that reads: "NOTHING YOU DO ON THIS SITE TODAY WILL BE AS IMPORTANT AS GOING HOME TO YOUR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES"
November 26, 2025 at 11:24 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
it's mine
a tightly packed box containing 6 bottles of wine. the label is white with a blue illustration of two knights in chain mail sipping wine. (super jp by pépin)
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
bjork, circa 1993, rolling an egg along the contours of her face bjork, circa 1993, rolling a different egg along her face
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
i'm sure most people here arent in the loop re: alberta politics but. i just wanna say i think we should trash the notwithstanding clause because it keeps getting used to ram through the worst fucking laws
headline reading "Alberta to invoke notwithstanding clause to shield 3 transgender bills from court challenges". Subheader reads "The Alberta government has tabled legislation that seeks to invoke the notwithstanding clause to shield a suite of bills that affects transgender youth and adults from legal challenges." The accompanying picture is of Alberta Premier Danielle Smith and one of her dipshit ministers that look like a walking thumb
November 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
ask me about my minimalist baby
a discord screenshot. internet orc kiril: (an image of several delicate looking sculptures including a hollow incomplete cube with a L shape inside of it, a second, large wire frame incomplete cube with pieces on the wall to complete the shape, and finally an empty folded semi circle and folded rectangle set together, only the shadow connecting them) kiaroscuro: My Minimalist Baby's Playground
November 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
if there's any reason to cancel @katie.bzky.team i think it's this
discord messages from internet orc kiril, 18:26 mountain time: trump might be the glizzy gulper oh wait you already reskote posts about it discord messages: Katie - 22:22 Mountain Time: I THOUGHT PEOPLE WERE JUST CALLING HIM GAY internet orc kiril: GOD THAT'S 2017 ERA TWITTER SHIT katie: YEAH THAT'S WHAT I MEAN I GOT THE GLIZZY GULPER BUT LIKE I DIDN'T SEE THE EMAILK
November 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
@katie.bzky.team
discord screenshot from July 16th, 2023: Katie: that rules look at the knockers on her
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
thinking about her...
A bottle of "Super JP" Gewurztraminer by French winery Pepin. The label, a monochrome illustration, has two knights in chainmail sipping wine together. One of the knights holds a shield that reads "Super JP".
October 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
awful news
headline that reads as follows: Can't believe it's not butter? Renovations could change shape, colour of Butterdome $27M grant from provincial government will go toward renovations
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
from Cypripedium californicum, at 20:41: i think lenin would have been a great guest judge on drag race
October 17, 2025 at 2:44 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
review of my fitted sheet folding skill
message from unica6, 21:23 - "how the fuck do you get it that square" message from unica6, 21:23 - "actually you're a magician"
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
a plate mashed over a cucumber
September 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
a broken plate over a smashed cucumber
September 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
man it was really fucking good
a sourdough pizza with smoked brisket, garlic, and green onion
September 22, 2025 at 2:33 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
my landlords before i moved into my new apartment
A sponsored youtube post with the title "Why We Use Toxic Chemicals In Our Clients Homes". The thumbnail repeats the title, with a man wearing a sport coat and a blue buttoned shirt smiling on the left.
September 11, 2025 at 8:04 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
not my pic but yes it had this many little chunklets in it, yes i let all the chunklets settle to the bottom, yes it was a good wine
a very orangey, amber coloured wine with a considerable amount of pieces both floating and settled in the bottom of the bottle.
September 10, 2025 at 3:57 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
for those with anxiety about needles: katie answers it best. make a ritual of it. get an auto-injector. and if you still don't wanna do injections.... that's fine too.
An excerpt from Katie Tightpussy's guide to feminizing hrt: "I understand the fear, but if you truly do not wish to do injections under any circumstances and don’t have some sort of legitimate contraindication like hemophilia, then don’t. You can just say that. It’s fine. When you change your mind, this guide will still be here. And if you don’t, so be it."
August 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
like
megatron giving optimis bunny ears while waving at the viewer
August 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
wine time
(as drawn by @glamdoodle.bsky.social)
#kirillustration
an orc opening a bottle of party favorc 2025 orange, rendered in orange
August 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
orcflorist.bsky.social
party favorc (as drawn by @glamdoodle.bsky.social)
a drawn hand holding a bottle of Party Favorc, an orange wine parodying the wine Party Favour by Paradise Grapevine. The label of the bottle has three dancing orc men in bunny costumes.
August 9, 2025 at 6:52 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
my biggest regret in life is not saving more of the incomprehensible image macros my grand uncle made before he got mad at me and unfriended me on facebook for saying protest is an important part of free speech during protests in memory of michael brown
an excessively sharpened, yellow filteted photo of what claims to be "Awesome bruschetta"
July 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
orcflorist.bsky.social
digitized some film negatives hehe
this roll of lomo purple turned out very dreamlike
a tree in the dark. it is illuminated by camera flash and the image is heavy with film grain.
July 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM