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Monky
@orbmonky.bsky.social
· Mar 31
SILENCE, 𝘉𝘙𝘈𝘕𝘋!
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My divine intellect and immortal soul having ass got standards.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L8T...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8L8T...
Happy Feast of the Ass recovery day to all who celebrate, and to the cowards too! Be sure to practice aftercare, apply heat or ice as needed, and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate (with electrolytes added).
January 15, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Happy Feast of the Ass recovery day to all who celebrate, and to the cowards too! Be sure to practice aftercare, apply heat or ice as needed, and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate (with electrolytes added).
What we need is a sort of Philosopher's Krampus, a position or role that must test all philosophies by the evidence they are able to manifest rather than the sophistry they are able to concoct, and viscerally excoriates those who cannot pass the threshold, so much so that they drive out pretenders.
January 13, 2026 at 11:22 PM
What we need is a sort of Philosopher's Krampus, a position or role that must test all philosophies by the evidence they are able to manifest rather than the sophistry they are able to concoct, and viscerally excoriates those who cannot pass the threshold, so much so that they drive out pretenders.
Behold what happens when you let those who do nothing but accuse others without evidence of cheating, lying, conspiracy, evil deeds, and so on, take the helm of the world. Your reward for not stopping them, let alone supporting them, is a tsunami of cheats, liars, conspirers, evil people, and so on.
January 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Behold what happens when you let those who do nothing but accuse others without evidence of cheating, lying, conspiracy, evil deeds, and so on, take the helm of the world. Your reward for not stopping them, let alone supporting them, is a tsunami of cheats, liars, conspirers, evil people, and so on.
Ya gotta watch out for people who believe in demanding 150% from everyone else and giving 50% in return, they believe in their hearts that looks like 200% efficiency.
January 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Ya gotta watch out for people who believe in demanding 150% from everyone else and giving 50% in return, they believe in their hearts that looks like 200% efficiency.
Starting a band called Angsty Sunday, no members, no albums, no tracks even. It's not worth it, deal with it. Angsty Sunday forever.
January 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Starting a band called Angsty Sunday, no members, no albums, no tracks even. It's not worth it, deal with it. Angsty Sunday forever.
Having discovered inverted phantom pain and how to treat it, improving my life and mood measurably and near instantaneously, I feel pretty chuffed.
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Having discovered inverted phantom pain and how to treat it, improving my life and mood measurably and near instantaneously, I feel pretty chuffed.
New national mascot just dropped right in time to retire uncle sam.
January 11, 2026 at 3:35 PM
New national mascot just dropped right in time to retire uncle sam.
It is time to light the warning fires and take the message they carry into our hearts. The reality of barbarism is not merely at our doorsteps, it is attempting to break down our doors, burn our homes with us trapped inside. Such is the consequence of caring not, doing not, considering not.
January 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It is time to light the warning fires and take the message they carry into our hearts. The reality of barbarism is not merely at our doorsteps, it is attempting to break down our doors, burn our homes with us trapped inside. Such is the consequence of caring not, doing not, considering not.
Why do they keep letting Helter run things, we all know how it's going to end. Skelter, every damned time. It's a disgrace and we deserve better.
January 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Why do they keep letting Helter run things, we all know how it's going to end. Skelter, every damned time. It's a disgrace and we deserve better.
Happy birthday, calendar
January 1, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Happy birthday, calendar
So many words became pop culture in the 70's/80's, radical, bodacious, tubular - but centrifugal got overlooked, left to languish. I just think... it's centrifugal *as fuck*. A missed opportunity.
December 31, 2025 at 5:44 AM
So many words became pop culture in the 70's/80's, radical, bodacious, tubular - but centrifugal got overlooked, left to languish. I just think... it's centrifugal *as fuck*. A missed opportunity.
the MFs tryin' tell me I can't handle gay space luxury communism
December 30, 2025 at 4:41 AM
the MFs tryin' tell me I can't handle gay space luxury communism
On further consideration, I don't think Ariel really cared that much about the world above the waves. I believe it's far simpler. She was just into feet.
December 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
On further consideration, I don't think Ariel really cared that much about the world above the waves. I believe it's far simpler. She was just into feet.
Evidence is growing that you are what your daddy eats, works out, smokes, and tears up.
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
How Dad’s Fitness May Be Packaged and Passed Down in Sperm RNA | Quanta Magazine
Research into how a father’s choices — such as diet, exercise, stress, nicotine use — may transfer traits to his children has become impossible to ignore.
www.quantamagazine.org
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Evidence is growing that you are what your daddy eats, works out, smokes, and tears up.
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
www.quantamagazine.org/how-dads-fit...
They voted for president child rape baby murder. Almost all of them did twice. A solid majority, three times.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
They voted for president child rape baby murder. Almost all of them did twice. A solid majority, three times.
Please, finally, let the dam break.
December 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Please, finally, let the dam break.
Hopefully Mr. Tate and Mr. Paul will remain ideologically consistent and accept their status as non-alphas.
December 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Hopefully Mr. Tate and Mr. Paul will remain ideologically consistent and accept their status as non-alphas.
A merry existence to those who celebrate.
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
A merry existence to those who celebrate.
I'm not a sports guy, much less a boxing guy, but I have to admit that the news of not one but TWO professional douchebags/criminals getting high enough on their own farts to sign up for face-cratering by professional face punchers has been invigorating.
December 21, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm not a sports guy, much less a boxing guy, but I have to admit that the news of not one but TWO professional douchebags/criminals getting high enough on their own farts to sign up for face-cratering by professional face punchers has been invigorating.
A note from the Agent Evokator;
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 AM
A note from the Agent Evokator;
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
Super Pain is not real, and cannot hurt you. Yet.
A pineapple is like when you really, really want an apple. Gotta have one, getting the apple shakes, absolutely melancholy, straight up jonesing for the apple.
December 21, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A pineapple is like when you really, really want an apple. Gotta have one, getting the apple shakes, absolutely melancholy, straight up jonesing for the apple.
*composing a song that is composed of screeching, wailing, gnashing of teeth*
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
December 21, 2025 at 12:13 AM
*composing a song that is composed of screeching, wailing, gnashing of teeth*
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
This'll show that Yoko Ono, she's been at the top for far too long!
I think we're mature enough to handle this topic;
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.
December 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I think we're mature enough to handle this topic;
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.
It should be called a warewasher, we washin' way more than mofuggin dishes.