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It's Traveller.

I have no idea who the target audience is supposed to be.

The setting they decided to port to 5e is absolutely hilarious.

Happy birthday, enjoy the grappa, it apparently, at least if we look at the eternals drinking it at 6 in the morning, preserves.

Remember when the "Small Soldiers" movie had the same plot and saw it as something abysmally stupid to do?

The German version is a blacksmith brutalizing the devil. The moral is: don't fuck with blacksmiths, I guess.

This gives me life. Had me also think about a German punk song about a mean nan who builds a slingshot to throw bricks at Nazis.

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I queued it for when I finish Children of Ruin

Well, the locals have a wonderful way to record phonetics and pass them on as chants. To add a further layer of context separation, when they meet scholars from the south, centuries later, they will chant the mnemonics for the phonetics recorded by the witnesses of the heroic era.

"Guarda, Guarda", "Three Men in a Boat", and "Bar Sport" by Stefano Benni engraved in platinum plates and then deposited in an underground safe on the moon.