Bethany Rae 🇨🇦
@orangeswan.bsky.social
Writer, editor, crafter, internet addict. Sometimes I blog. She/her/the knitting lady.
There are many political issues on which reasonable people might disagree, but there are some on which we need to take firm ground.
There must be no room made in the tent for corruption, abuse, anti-vaxxers, Trumpists, climate crisis denial, racism, misogyny, homophobia, or transphobia. 2/
There must be no room made in the tent for corruption, abuse, anti-vaxxers, Trumpists, climate crisis denial, racism, misogyny, homophobia, or transphobia. 2/
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
There are many political issues on which reasonable people might disagree, but there are some on which we need to take firm ground.
There must be no room made in the tent for corruption, abuse, anti-vaxxers, Trumpists, climate crisis denial, racism, misogyny, homophobia, or transphobia. 2/
There must be no room made in the tent for corruption, abuse, anti-vaxxers, Trumpists, climate crisis denial, racism, misogyny, homophobia, or transphobia. 2/
This whole trial promises to be amusing.
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This whole trial promises to be amusing.
I could knit something like that for under $15.
If I wanted one. Which I don't.
If I wanted one. Which I don't.
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I could knit something like that for under $15.
If I wanted one. Which I don't.
If I wanted one. Which I don't.
FIND SOME OTHER PLACE TO DO YOUR BUSINESS, YOU BROWN BERRY-DROPPING JERKS.
Signed,
A Toronto Homeowner Who Has Had It With Your Shit 17/
#fecalmatters #TrashPandas #RaccoonBerries
Signed,
A Toronto Homeowner Who Has Had It With Your Shit 17/
#fecalmatters #TrashPandas #RaccoonBerries
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
FIND SOME OTHER PLACE TO DO YOUR BUSINESS, YOU BROWN BERRY-DROPPING JERKS.
Signed,
A Toronto Homeowner Who Has Had It With Your Shit 17/
#fecalmatters #TrashPandas #RaccoonBerries
Signed,
A Toronto Homeowner Who Has Had It With Your Shit 17/
#fecalmatters #TrashPandas #RaccoonBerries
What do you think you are, masked bandits of BS? Experts in excreta? Ninjas of night soil? The grand poobahs of ordure?
16/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
16/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What do you think you are, masked bandits of BS? Experts in excreta? Ninjas of night soil? The grand poobahs of ordure?
16/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
16/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Or did you just look through the kitchen window and see me baking brownies, snickerdoodles, fudge, and loaves of brown bread and decide, hey, you can do that, look human, no hands! 15/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Or did you just look through the kitchen window and see me baking brownies, snickerdoodles, fudge, and loaves of brown bread and decide, hey, you can do that, look human, no hands! 15/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Are those dingleberries your squiglature of scheisse, your trademark brown tags, your artistic ass apples? 14/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Are those dingleberries your squiglature of scheisse, your trademark brown tags, your artistic ass apples? 14/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Are you perhaps indulging in a form of personal expression in poo? 13/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Are you perhaps indulging in a form of personal expression in poo? 13/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Do you consider that it's my fault that your species wasn't able to figure out the whole indoor plumbing thing and that you're somehow speaking truth to power about your lack of a WC with your strategically placed BMs? 12/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Do you consider that it's my fault that your species wasn't able to figure out the whole indoor plumbing thing and that you're somehow speaking truth to power about your lack of a WC with your strategically placed BMs? 12/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Does it make you feel like the Duke or Duchess of Dunghill to leave your droppings in that specific spot? 10/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Does it make you feel like the Duke or Duchess of Dunghill to leave your droppings in that specific spot? 10/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Is this maybe some kind of specieist thing, that you believe you can only be settled with a pitched battle of BS? Did you decide you could prove you're number one by making me clean up your number twos? 9/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Is this maybe some kind of specieist thing, that you believe you can only be settled with a pitched battle of BS? Did you decide you could prove you're number one by making me clean up your number twos? 9/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Raccoons, is this some sort of territorial contest of crap? Is the lean-to roof is your personal Hershey Highway that you need to skidmark with merde? 8/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Raccoons, is this some sort of territorial contest of crap? Is the lean-to roof is your personal Hershey Highway that you need to skidmark with merde? 8/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Raccoons, do you think I *like* coming downstairs for breakfast and finding a brand new trail of turds outside my kitchen window? Have you assumed that I *enjoy* having to brush away your butt nuggets? 7/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Raccoons, do you think I *like* coming downstairs for breakfast and finding a brand new trail of turds outside my kitchen window? Have you assumed that I *enjoy* having to brush away your butt nuggets? 7/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
So I have to ask... why do you keep doing that? Is it possible you think you're providing me with some sort of service in steamers? 6/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
So I have to ask... why do you keep doing that? Is it possible you think you're providing me with some sort of service in steamers? 6/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
You never add any further feces beyond those initial John Browns until right after I clean up, and then once I do sweep away your shitakes you promptly leave me more lean-to roof logs. 5/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
You never add any further feces beyond those initial John Browns until right after I clean up, and then once I do sweep away your shitakes you promptly leave me more lean-to roof logs. 5/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
Then the very next morning I come downstairs and there's more raccoon caca in the exact same spot right outside the window. 4/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Then the very next morning I come downstairs and there's more raccoon caca in the exact same spot right outside the window. 4/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
I clean up your crud as best I can, a tiresome process that involves my having to first take out the lower window panes and then reach awkwardly out with first a squeegee and then a broom head attached to the squeegee handle. 3/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I clean up your crud as best I can, a tiresome process that involves my having to first take out the lower window panes and then reach awkwardly out with first a squeegee and then a broom head attached to the squeegee handle. 3/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
You keep dropping your doo-doos on the lean-to roof that butts up against my kitchen window. 2/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
November 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
You keep dropping your doo-doos on the lean-to roof that butts up against my kitchen window. 2/
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
#Toronto #TrashPandas #FecalMatters
I'd love to read a @dieworkwear.bsky.social thread on Kevin Leary's jacket.
Why do rightwing crackpots always dress like Gotham City villains?
Why do rightwing crackpots always dress like Gotham City villains?
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'd love to read a @dieworkwear.bsky.social thread on Kevin Leary's jacket.
Why do rightwing crackpots always dress like Gotham City villains?
Why do rightwing crackpots always dress like Gotham City villains?
I particularly love the way one can injure oneself doing some mundane thing or without even realizing it. And then when the pain strikes think, "Is this an injury that it will heal or is this just how it's going to be going forward?"
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I particularly love the way one can injure oneself doing some mundane thing or without even realizing it. And then when the pain strikes think, "Is this an injury that it will heal or is this just how it's going to be going forward?"