Orange Isopod
@orangeisopod.bsky.social
Watching government lies leak into your empty eyes from the tv, and winner’s history
You can’t use the word sexpocalypse when referring to a serious/real issue an expect me to handle it properly 😭
December 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
You can’t use the word sexpocalypse when referring to a serious/real issue an expect me to handle it properly 😭
His legs that far apart, it looks like he sharted and is trying to keep his buttcheeks separated
December 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
His legs that far apart, it looks like he sharted and is trying to keep his buttcheeks separated
Well I suppose I can say we survived?
But yeah you understand, shit sucks
But yeah you understand, shit sucks
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Well I suppose I can say we survived?
But yeah you understand, shit sucks
But yeah you understand, shit sucks
(Pandemic in this instance meaning shut down, where I didn’t work for the better part of the year bc I’d been a waitress)
December 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
(Pandemic in this instance meaning shut down, where I didn’t work for the better part of the year bc I’d been a waitress)
At the time I’d just moved to a new state a couple weeks earlier- hadn’t changed my address yet so I couldn’t receive any aid
and I had just gotten a new job but it was on the tail end of the pandemic. In Florida you got jack shit for unemployment and I already had medical debt
and I had just gotten a new job but it was on the tail end of the pandemic. In Florida you got jack shit for unemployment and I already had medical debt
December 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
At the time I’d just moved to a new state a couple weeks earlier- hadn’t changed my address yet so I couldn’t receive any aid
and I had just gotten a new job but it was on the tail end of the pandemic. In Florida you got jack shit for unemployment and I already had medical debt
and I had just gotten a new job but it was on the tail end of the pandemic. In Florida you got jack shit for unemployment and I already had medical debt
Yeah I wouldn’t fuck with that dude lol. I just had a bat encounter myself lol
December 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yeah I wouldn’t fuck with that dude lol. I just had a bat encounter myself lol
Oof, I feel pretty grateful mine was akin to any normal shot
December 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Oof, I feel pretty grateful mine was akin to any normal shot
Nah,
maybe it used to be like that or maybe that is the case for the first shot- which I skipped
(I remember hearing the huge needle in the stomach thing while growing up)
But my shots were just normal looking needles and all were done in my arm
maybe it used to be like that or maybe that is the case for the first shot- which I skipped
(I remember hearing the huge needle in the stomach thing while growing up)
But my shots were just normal looking needles and all were done in my arm
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Nah,
maybe it used to be like that or maybe that is the case for the first shot- which I skipped
(I remember hearing the huge needle in the stomach thing while growing up)
But my shots were just normal looking needles and all were done in my arm
maybe it used to be like that or maybe that is the case for the first shot- which I skipped
(I remember hearing the huge needle in the stomach thing while growing up)
But my shots were just normal looking needles and all were done in my arm
Is anyone struggling with this article being unreadable, seemingly because of the ads?
December 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Is anyone struggling with this article being unreadable, seemingly because of the ads?
I got scratched by a bat.
Thought it was a weathered dog toy and picked it up to throw for my friend’s dog
then while it was in my hand I realized it was a dead bat and was like whoa cool
and then realized it was actually an alive bat the hard way 😭
All of this in the span of about 3-4 seconds
Thought it was a weathered dog toy and picked it up to throw for my friend’s dog
then while it was in my hand I realized it was a dead bat and was like whoa cool
and then realized it was actually an alive bat the hard way 😭
All of this in the span of about 3-4 seconds
December 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I got scratched by a bat.
Thought it was a weathered dog toy and picked it up to throw for my friend’s dog
then while it was in my hand I realized it was a dead bat and was like whoa cool
and then realized it was actually an alive bat the hard way 😭
All of this in the span of about 3-4 seconds
Thought it was a weathered dog toy and picked it up to throw for my friend’s dog
then while it was in my hand I realized it was a dead bat and was like whoa cool
and then realized it was actually an alive bat the hard way 😭
All of this in the span of about 3-4 seconds
100%, yet it’s all too common in the US
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
100%, yet it’s all too common in the US
And they’re expensive. The first shot is a quick acting one that’s 18k without insurance.
When i got scratched I skipped that one bc i figured if im 18k in debt might as well be dead. The other shots were all over $400. It sucked.
When i got scratched I skipped that one bc i figured if im 18k in debt might as well be dead. The other shots were all over $400. It sucked.
December 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
And they’re expensive. The first shot is a quick acting one that’s 18k without insurance.
When i got scratched I skipped that one bc i figured if im 18k in debt might as well be dead. The other shots were all over $400. It sucked.
When i got scratched I skipped that one bc i figured if im 18k in debt might as well be dead. The other shots were all over $400. It sucked.
The post says “nearly always fatal”, not “always fatal”, and it’s implied it mean when not treated
December 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The post says “nearly always fatal”, not “always fatal”, and it’s implied it mean when not treated
(When you said “they are all over the place” my brain jumped to quality varying, not locations all over- my bad lol)
December 17, 2025 at 6:42 AM
(When you said “they are all over the place” my brain jumped to quality varying, not locations all over- my bad lol)
Ah that’s a bummer but at least it tastes good still!
To Portillo’s credit on those lines, they do move fast. I’ve waited at a Burger King with two cars ahead of me just as long as they knock out 20 cars
To Portillo’s credit on those lines, they do move fast. I’ve waited at a Burger King with two cars ahead of me just as long as they knock out 20 cars
December 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Ah that’s a bummer but at least it tastes good still!
To Portillo’s credit on those lines, they do move fast. I’ve waited at a Burger King with two cars ahead of me just as long as they knock out 20 cars
To Portillo’s credit on those lines, they do move fast. I’ve waited at a Burger King with two cars ahead of me just as long as they knock out 20 cars
What does this mean
I haven’t had Lou’s (as I call in) in close to 10 years but it breaks my heart to think it’s gone downhill
Portillo’s isn’t the same since they were sold, but I still was excited when I ate it in Florida last month while visiting my parents
I haven’t had Lou’s (as I call in) in close to 10 years but it breaks my heart to think it’s gone downhill
Portillo’s isn’t the same since they were sold, but I still was excited when I ate it in Florida last month while visiting my parents
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
What does this mean
I haven’t had Lou’s (as I call in) in close to 10 years but it breaks my heart to think it’s gone downhill
Portillo’s isn’t the same since they were sold, but I still was excited when I ate it in Florida last month while visiting my parents
I haven’t had Lou’s (as I call in) in close to 10 years but it breaks my heart to think it’s gone downhill
Portillo’s isn’t the same since they were sold, but I still was excited when I ate it in Florida last month while visiting my parents
Thinly sliced? Weak. I want thick slabs of Oompa Loompa bacon
December 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Thinly sliced? Weak. I want thick slabs of Oompa Loompa bacon
My dog would do better
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My dog would do better
Kirk was an influencer who made a living pushing his views
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
December 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Kirk was an influencer who made a living pushing his views
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
And was proudly a misogynistic bigot
Reiner made unbiased movies that most people look back on fondly and was occasionally a bit outspoken
Reiner didn’t do anything to warrant a death celebration from anyone
No you don’t need to say near, but that word is an adjective to what happened (it missed) telling you that it was a close call
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
December 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
No you don’t need to say near, but that word is an adjective to what happened (it missed) telling you that it was a close call
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
If you take out the adjective it still is a miss
Near hit doesn’t make sense bc obviously it is near if it hit, it is redundant.
I’m not an English teacher or buff so my apologizes for not knowing the proper terms to describe it better
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m not an English teacher or buff so my apologizes for not knowing the proper terms to describe it better
Bc it Was a miss, but the planes were near
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”
December 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Bc it Was a miss, but the planes were near
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”
As opposed to a miss where they aren’t near
The word “miss” describes the outcome and the word “near” describes how
A “near hit” wouldn’t make sense bc a hit is a hit and you’re saying it hit.
You can say “it nearly hit”