Oracle Park Seagull
oracleseagull.bsky.social
Oracle Park Seagull
@oracleseagull.bsky.social
I'm that Gull. The one you see at the end of @
SFGiants games.
That game was UUUUUUGGGGLY. #DubNation
April 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Update: the Sharks have given up 17 goals in 7 periods of hockey.

Professional National Hockey League Hockey.
I guess I gotta be the one to say it. The Sharks have given up 14 goals in the last two days.

While only scoring 2.

Something is broken.
April 2, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Stay hot Heliot. #SFGiants
April 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I guess I gotta be the one to say it. The Sharks have given up 14 goals in the last two days.

While only scoring 2.

Something is broken.
March 31, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Happy Opening Day!
March 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Tell me you’re ready for #sfgiants  #openingday with out telling me you’re ready for opening day.

I’ll go first.
March 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The Warriors know there’s a 4th quarter, right?
March 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Line drive. It. Is. OUTTA HERE! #Ramos #SFGiants
March 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Seagull bracket time of death: 2:24pm.

Reminder to never pick St John’s or a Pitino team again.
March 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Oh Hai!
And next up…🌁🌆✈️⚾️⚾️🧡🖤 @oracleseagull.bsky.social @sfgiants.com
March 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Here’s your bi-annual reminder that Daylight Saving Time is still a thing. Even though back in 2018, 59.75% of CA voters said they wanted no more time changes.

ballotpedia.org/California_P...

youtu.be/br0NW9ufUUw
Daylight Saving Time - How Is This Still A Thing?: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
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March 9, 2025 at 7:02 AM
“Ex-New York Islander Evgeni Nabokov” is quite the start of the sentence, especially when they’re playing the Sharks.
March 9, 2025 at 4:33 AM
#SJSharks: We’ve won two in a row! We’re going streaking!

#Avs:
March 7, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Not starting off great. #DubNation
March 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That was not good.
#BondAtTheOscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Turning James Bond into a dance number is certainly a choice. #Oscars
March 3, 2025 at 1:28 AM
If you want to watch a Giants game: MLB Network free game of the day is #SFGiants @ #Mariners.

Unfortunately, it’s a Seattle broadcasting team feed.

Beggars can’t be choosers, I suppose?
February 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sigh. Yup. Jets score 2 in about a min and a half after the Sharks lead for 92% of the game.

Final: Jets 2 - SJS 1
Sharks really need to work on closing games out.
February 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Sharks really need to work on closing games out.
February 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Sharks got hosed on a horrible penalty call again.
February 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Here’s Bryce Eldridge hitting a 450-foot bomb off Matt Festa:
February 22, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Oh hello Mr Eldridge. That home run was quite the bomb!
Welcome to the #SFGiants!
a baseball umpire says home run while pointing up
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February 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Baseball is back! Jon Miller and Duane Kuiper’s voices calling a game really is the #SFGiants version of the Groundhog seeing his shadow. Spring is right around the corner!
a baseball player wearing a giants jersey is standing in front of a bay area sign .
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February 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Ok.

If you charge for a streaming service, you do not get to run ads. These are two different revenue models and they conflict with user experiences. Pissing people off and burning brand goodwill.

Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
February 21, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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"Move fast and break things" sounds like some bold techbro vision of innovation, but it's also the same motto of thieves who want to do a smash-and-grab and get the fuck out before anybody can catch them.
February 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM