Morrison
@optionalmorrison.bsky.social
Sometimes a pony gets depressed
Love a lurking Borgnine
January 15, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Love a lurking Borgnine
"Many of his family members fought with the Allied forces against the Germans in World War II, and “I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them,” he said at a 2023 conference on antinuclear activism in Johannesburg. “I am not a pacifist.”
Fucking legend
Fucking legend
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
"Many of his family members fought with the Allied forces against the Germans in World War II, and “I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them,” he said at a 2023 conference on antinuclear activism in Johannesburg. “I am not a pacifist.”
Fucking legend
Fucking legend
So close!! A baseball is a shape 💕
January 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
So close!! A baseball is a shape 💕
When the Asshole Radar pings are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
January 12, 2026 at 10:03 PM
When the Asshole Radar pings are coming FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
Me Fear Me is Psychoanalytically accurate
January 12, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Me Fear Me is Psychoanalytically accurate
If I didn't already follow you I would follow you for this.
January 12, 2026 at 3:27 PM
If I didn't already follow you I would follow you for this.
That is amazing. I'm using it.
January 11, 2026 at 4:11 PM
That is amazing. I'm using it.
I LOVE Pancho Villa stories and this is a fun and fairly accurate movie. Dude had a movie deal and took camera crews w him in actual battles-released the footage to theatres in the US. The violence made people throw up. Completely fascinating character. He's up there w John Brown for me.
January 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
I LOVE Pancho Villa stories and this is a fun and fairly accurate movie. Dude had a movie deal and took camera crews w him in actual battles-released the footage to theatres in the US. The violence made people throw up. Completely fascinating character. He's up there w John Brown for me.
that they're called TasteBuds is just over the top perfect
January 9, 2026 at 2:53 AM
that they're called TasteBuds is just over the top perfect
Verhoeven movies are more believable
January 8, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Verhoeven movies are more believable
HBD but be careful that's a hot plate
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 AM
HBD but be careful that's a hot plate
I have Perfectly Strong Feelings of Love towards my dependent progeny, why do you ask?
January 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I have Perfectly Strong Feelings of Love towards my dependent progeny, why do you ask?
In these days, it's best practice to understand who you are interacting with.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 PM
In these days, it's best practice to understand who you are interacting with.
There was a special green room at Maury just for this. You could pick up a locket at craft services
January 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
There was a special green room at Maury just for this. You could pick up a locket at craft services
Assuming it's "clearly" about any one logical or discernible reason is dangerous. Hegseth wants to finally do donuts in his new hot wheel, DT wants to feel like a big boy tough guy, and Miller wants to test evil waters for depth and resistance.
January 4, 2026 at 3:17 PM
Assuming it's "clearly" about any one logical or discernible reason is dangerous. Hegseth wants to finally do donuts in his new hot wheel, DT wants to feel like a big boy tough guy, and Miller wants to test evil waters for depth and resistance.
The Dead Mans Skeet
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 AM
The Dead Mans Skeet
Only rivaled by the sheer number of things they will seek to experience via mouth.
January 1, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Only rivaled by the sheer number of things they will seek to experience via mouth.
I'm nervous about The Epstein Dancers
December 30, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I'm nervous about The Epstein Dancers
I live 1/2 a mile from downtown AVL and have a Republican Congressperson - in a city widely considered one of the most liberal in all the south! - because our districts are so fucked up. And about to get worse.
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I live 1/2 a mile from downtown AVL and have a Republican Congressperson - in a city widely considered one of the most liberal in all the south! - because our districts are so fucked up. And about to get worse.
Not as easy as you think, Present is hawt
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Not as easy as you think, Present is hawt
My daughters are consistently mad about how often I take pics of the dog vs them. I don't care.
December 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
My daughters are consistently mad about how often I take pics of the dog vs them. I don't care.
I liked this post because I like how respectful you were to the mods.
December 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I liked this post because I like how respectful you were to the mods.
Oh it counted for something
December 17, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Oh it counted for something