Optimus Prima
@optimusprimadona.bsky.social
Gen Xpert introvert. I don’t really have much to say…until I do.
Blackity Black | Wife | Mom | Reformed professional student | Boughetto (boo-ZHEH-toe) | Potty mouth | Gym mouse | Runner? | I love this country more than it loves me
Blackity Black | Wife | Mom | Reformed professional student | Boughetto (boo-ZHEH-toe) | Potty mouth | Gym mouse | Runner? | I love this country more than it loves me
Got Karma on retainer
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Got Karma on retainer
They got us overpaying for everything
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
They got us overpaying for everything
Not purposefully dressing up to stand in a ridiculously long pre-check line, just to sit at the gate delayed an hour for departure, then sit on the tarmac another hour waiting for an open gate upon arrival. Add kids to the mix and they better be glad any of us got dressed at all.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Not purposefully dressing up to stand in a ridiculously long pre-check line, just to sit at the gate delayed an hour for departure, then sit on the tarmac another hour waiting for an open gate upon arrival. Add kids to the mix and they better be glad any of us got dressed at all.
That has to be motivated in desperation. Like, no village at all.
November 23, 2025 at 3:05 PM
That has to be motivated in desperation. Like, no village at all.
Sure hope there’s an open gate upon arrival. That tarmac wait will be 👀 if not
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Sure hope there’s an open gate upon arrival. That tarmac wait will be 👀 if not
Let’s be clear. Now who’s next?
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Let’s be clear. Now who’s next?
You are welcome. I hope you feel all the goodness that you give to them.
November 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
You are welcome. I hope you feel all the goodness that you give to them.
I’m so sorry for your loss. Good girlfriends are such precious rare gems. I’m happy you are creating magical moments through your pain.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I’m so sorry for your loss. Good girlfriends are such precious rare gems. I’m happy you are creating magical moments through your pain.
She is paying attention
November 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
She is paying attention
You sho is uglayyyy
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
You sho is uglayyyy
1.21 jigga watts
November 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
1.21 jigga watts
I must break you
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I must break you
Fair is fair!
November 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Fair is fair!
Surely that part was satire. Surely.
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Surely that part was satire. Surely.