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All AI fan art of celebrity men I like. No deepfake. All admiration.
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Tony Dow
GOLLY WALLY!!
Tony Dow
GOLLY WALLY!!
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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Tony Dow
GOLLY WALLY!!
Tony Dow
GOLLY WALLY!!
Shemar Moore
Fine wine! Fine fucking wine!
Fine wine! Fine fucking wine!
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Shemar Moore
Fine wine! Fine fucking wine!
Fine wine! Fine fucking wine!
Machine Gun Kelly
Oh, the things I’d do with this man. 🥵
Oh, the things I’d do with this man. 🥵
January 30, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Machine Gun Kelly
Oh, the things I’d do with this man. 🥵
Oh, the things I’d do with this man. 🥵
Henry Golding
So so so handsome
So so so handsome
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Henry Golding
So so so handsome
So so so handsome
Arch Manning
The pedigree is strong with this one.
The pedigree is strong with this one.
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Arch Manning
The pedigree is strong with this one.
The pedigree is strong with this one.
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Patrick Swayze
Ahh, “The outsiders”. I still haven’t recovered from that movie.
Patrick Swayze
Ahh, “The outsiders”. I still haven’t recovered from that movie.
January 29, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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Patrick Swayze
Ahh, “The outsiders”. I still haven’t recovered from that movie.
Patrick Swayze
Ahh, “The outsiders”. I still haven’t recovered from that movie.
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Troy Donahue
Another 50s/60s Hollywood “Golden Boy”. They made em pretty back then.
Troy Donahue
Another 50s/60s Hollywood “Golden Boy”. They made em pretty back then.
January 29, 2026 at 5:17 PM
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Troy Donahue
Another 50s/60s Hollywood “Golden Boy”. They made em pretty back then.
Troy Donahue
Another 50s/60s Hollywood “Golden Boy”. They made em pretty back then.
Troye Sivan
God bless a twink
God bless a twink
January 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Troye Sivan
God bless a twink
God bless a twink
I don’t know his name, but I’ll assume it’s Martin. One of the most beautiful men on TikTok. Handle: martin_is_dead
January 28, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I don’t know his name, but I’ll assume it’s Martin. One of the most beautiful men on TikTok. Handle: martin_is_dead
Zedd
Why does no one talk about how hot he is?
Why does no one talk about how hot he is?
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Zedd
Why does no one talk about how hot he is?
Why does no one talk about how hot he is?
Daniel Radcliffe
I mean, we’ve all seen him in less than this….
I mean, we’ve all seen him in less than this….
January 28, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Daniel Radcliffe
I mean, we’ve all seen him in less than this….
I mean, we’ve all seen him in less than this….
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Tab Hunter
He’s like if sunshine and a puppy had a baby.
Tab Hunter
He’s like if sunshine and a puppy had a baby.
January 28, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Tab Hunter
He’s like if sunshine and a puppy had a baby.
Tab Hunter
He’s like if sunshine and a puppy had a baby.
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James Dean
Always a classic
James Dean
Always a classic
January 28, 2026 at 4:35 AM
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James Dean
Always a classic
James Dean
Always a classic
He doesn’t exist, but he should!!
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
He doesn’t exist, but he should!!
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Paul Newman
The eyes! They were extraordinary.
Paul Newman
The eyes! They were extraordinary.
January 28, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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Paul Newman
The eyes! They were extraordinary.
Paul Newman
The eyes! They were extraordinary.
Fred Warner
San Francisco 49ers
I hate the 49ers, but can we take a sec and appreciate this man?
San Francisco 49ers
I hate the 49ers, but can we take a sec and appreciate this man?
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Fred Warner
San Francisco 49ers
I hate the 49ers, but can we take a sec and appreciate this man?
San Francisco 49ers
I hate the 49ers, but can we take a sec and appreciate this man?
Clay Matthews
Green Bay Packers
He may have retired a Ram, but he’ll always be a cheese head to me.
Green Bay Packers
He may have retired a Ram, but he’ll always be a cheese head to me.
January 27, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Clay Matthews
Green Bay Packers
He may have retired a Ram, but he’ll always be a cheese head to me.
Green Bay Packers
He may have retired a Ram, but he’ll always be a cheese head to me.
Andy Dalton
Carolina Panthers QB.
I’d let this man ruin my marriage.
Carolina Panthers QB.
I’d let this man ruin my marriage.
January 27, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Andy Dalton
Carolina Panthers QB.
I’d let this man ruin my marriage.
Carolina Panthers QB.
I’d let this man ruin my marriage.
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Chris Carmack
His A&F Work got me through 9/11.
Chris Carmack
His A&F Work got me through 9/11.
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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Chris Carmack
His A&F Work got me through 9/11.
Chris Carmack
His A&F Work got me through 9/11.
Gus Kenworthy
TEAM USA!!
TEAM USA!!
January 26, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Gus Kenworthy
TEAM USA!!
TEAM USA!!
Anthony Mackie
Avengers, assemble!
Avengers, assemble!
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Anthony Mackie
Avengers, assemble!
Avengers, assemble!
Antique portrait photography
I love bringing these old photos back to life.
I love bringing these old photos back to life.
January 26, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Antique portrait photography
I love bringing these old photos back to life.
I love bringing these old photos back to life.
He doesn’t exist, but dammit, He should!!
January 26, 2026 at 5:15 PM
He doesn’t exist, but dammit, He should!!
JJ Watt
I just ovulated, and I’m a dude.
The way I gasped when this generated.
I just ovulated, and I’m a dude.
The way I gasped when this generated.
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 AM
JJ Watt
I just ovulated, and I’m a dude.
The way I gasped when this generated.
I just ovulated, and I’m a dude.
The way I gasped when this generated.
Skip Marley
God DAAAAAMN
God DAAAAAMN
January 25, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Skip Marley
God DAAAAAMN
God DAAAAAMN