Matt
@openswimmer7.bsky.social
Comfortably naked, fond of flamingo themed swimwear when required 🦩
Usually to be found pottering about in the garden with a mug of coffee, and clothes abandoned somewhere…
Please do not repost images
Usually to be found pottering about in the garden with a mug of coffee, and clothes abandoned somewhere…
Please do not repost images
Thank you, have a good day!
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thank you, have a good day!
Thank you, I try to mix up the times of day and the light to avoid lots of the same ‘me & my coffee’ photos if I can
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Thank you, I try to mix up the times of day and the light to avoid lots of the same ‘me & my coffee’ photos if I can
Can we have the shorts or no shorts photos to choose between, please?
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Can we have the shorts or no shorts photos to choose between, please?
Love the flamingo on the mantle piece!
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Love the flamingo on the mantle piece!
Me too, they look great
December 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Me too, they look great
I love marzipan, and frangipane. I was thinking of adding some marzipan to the frangipane mince pies I make, perhaps cubed. Delia Smith’s Simnel cake recipe for Easter has cubed marzipan through it. It’s deliciously gooey when you get a bite of molten marzipan.
December 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I love marzipan, and frangipane. I was thinking of adding some marzipan to the frangipane mince pies I make, perhaps cubed. Delia Smith’s Simnel cake recipe for Easter has cubed marzipan through it. It’s deliciously gooey when you get a bite of molten marzipan.
Are those the sweetie jars out of reach on top of the cupboard, and out of temptation’s way?
November 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Are those the sweetie jars out of reach on top of the cupboard, and out of temptation’s way?
Peach on the beach, perfect!
November 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Peach on the beach, perfect!
Thank you, have a great day yourself x
November 30, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Thank you, have a great day yourself x
And why wouldn’t it be, your butt looks great in it! 🍑
November 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
And why wouldn’t it be, your butt looks great in it! 🍑
Still a whole day to go here!
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Still a whole day to go here!
I’m not sure a Fiat Punto counts as evidence of butchness…
As primarily a company car driver since 1997, it took me a while to work out if I’ve actually owned five cars!
VW Polo
Ford S-Max
Ford Focus
VW Passat
Peugeot 205
As primarily a company car driver since 1997, it took me a while to work out if I’ve actually owned five cars!
VW Polo
Ford S-Max
Ford Focus
VW Passat
Peugeot 205
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m not sure a Fiat Punto counts as evidence of butchness…
As primarily a company car driver since 1997, it took me a while to work out if I’ve actually owned five cars!
VW Polo
Ford S-Max
Ford Focus
VW Passat
Peugeot 205
As primarily a company car driver since 1997, it took me a while to work out if I’ve actually owned five cars!
VW Polo
Ford S-Max
Ford Focus
VW Passat
Peugeot 205
Good news, please to see this x
November 29, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Good news, please to see this x
A shining, shimmering beacon!
(You know I can’t resist a lighthouse)
(You know I can’t resist a lighthouse)
November 28, 2025 at 6:51 AM
A shining, shimmering beacon!
(You know I can’t resist a lighthouse)
(You know I can’t resist a lighthouse)
Great combination! Fully clothed with a mug of tea here. You want to swap?
Or better still, can I join you?
Or better still, can I join you?
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Great combination! Fully clothed with a mug of tea here. You want to swap?
Or better still, can I join you?
Or better still, can I join you?