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Matt Poole
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Normally sodding about
I know how you feel
October 7, 2025 at 7:54 AM
We should normalise calling Reform the National Front. It’s what they are, it doesn’t matter how they dress it up.
August 13, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Starmer's U-turn on WFP isn't about economics, it never was. He's been caught out for being a cnut
May 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
“I must drive my car into a tree, otherwise I won’t be observing my ‘I must drive my car into a tree’ rules, and they are the only rules” Rachel Reeves, March 2025
March 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
I just poured boiling water onto my instant coffee and it was fine
February 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Please have a look at this chng.it/pG5tqWQFSX
Sign the Petition
Save the pigeons at Shenfield Railway Bridge - Hold Network Rail to account
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February 8, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Reposted by Matt Poole
Today marks the start of Independent Venue Week, an a celebration of grassroots music venues and their invaluable contribution to our society.

Our #MusicForTheMany campaign is demanding a ticket levy to save British music.

✍️Sign the petition: thecorbynproject.com/savegrassrootsmusic #IVW25
January 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
‘Roman Salute’ in this years ‘Work Event’
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hardly anyone has turned up, the mall is practically empty #trump
January 20, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I only met Tony Slattery once, I was quite drunk and he said that if I didn’t shut up, he’d cum on my chest. They were the last words he said to me
January 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I got a ‘have a good weekend’ yesterday, a Wednesday. Has anyone received a Tuesday ‘have a good weekend’?
January 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Pubs in Graiguenamanagh. Some are dead and some are living
December 27, 2024 at 8:20 PM
For those that celebrate
December 23, 2024 at 4:20 PM
No holding back here
December 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
44 years - man, it’s still so sad youtu.be/xLy2SaSQAtA?...
INSTANT KARMA! (WE ALL SHINE ON). (Ultimate Mix, 2020) - Lennon/Ono with The Plastic Ono Band
YouTube video by johnlennon
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December 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Reposted by Matt Poole
That was a bit special. Thank you so much for making our 10 year celebration another epic night to remember ❤️ There are too many people we'd like to mention/thank and frankly we're in no state to do that right now. Blown away, thank you. 🍋🍋🍋🍋
December 1, 2024 at 2:36 PM
Reminding my mum that it’s my sister’s birthday
November 16, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Very moving interview with Heston Blumenthal about his bipolar diagnosis youtu.be/A08itm4AFgQ
Celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal on being sectioned by his wife and “triggered” by The Bear
YouTube video by BBC Newsnight
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November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I swear wasps have got less angry in the last couple of years
November 8, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Lammy praised his election campaign as "very well run", adding that: "I felt in my bones that there could be a Trump presidency." Amazing that, in a two-horse race, Lammy thought that one of them could win. Such insight
November 8, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Labour have been v disappointing so far, not just in terms of policy, but also rhetoric; they have the same media techniques as the last lot and it’s tiresome
September 11, 2024 at 7:20 AM
Was out with my besties at the weekend, and I was pleasantly surprised to discover that we all carry books in our bags that we never read. I’m currently not reading ‘Meditations’ by Marcus Aurelius
August 27, 2024 at 11:21 AM
Here's the square root of 8, to a million decimal places apod.nasa.gov/htmltest/gif...
March 14, 2024 at 3:48 PM