And soggy

You mean you aren’t still a skinny twink in college?

Your secret is safe with me 🫡

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Any time kiddo!

It’s not perfect but it’s way more comfortable

If you do it right it will look something like this when you’re done

You basically have to completely remove the neck part and take out the Kevlar ribbon which is what makes them not stretch, hem the neck and then resew the top piece back on. It won’t go all the way around anymore so just center it as best you can

I’m sorry but that is the best name for anything ever “Yamakopter”. I truly can’t

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There’s a photo of me with my sonic screwdriver and the cake

Lech L’cha, the theme was doctor who I had a three dimensional Dalek cake

Confused

Stinky deer stinky deer stinky deer

The waiter doesn’t even hand the check to me. It’s always handed to my daddy

Phone AND tablet??? Wow he must be a very distracted baby