my own lyin’ eyes
banner
oomph.bsky.social
my own lyin’ eyes
@oomph.bsky.social
self-radicaliz'd panopticonoclast, circumeloquacious vituperator & gadfly in the ointment: agent of doubt
pursuant to nothing in particular
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
December 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:56 AM
December 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
December 14, 2025 at 4:55 AM
December 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
wonder about venn diagram of ppl who can recognize a still frame from the baffling end of a rock opera & associate w/ song & ppl who can recognize that woman’s face-swapped face.

so here’s her face as a sticker over that frame
December 12, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i’m free! 🎶
December 12, 2025 at 3:48 AM
December 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
have you considered “report suspicious activities” signboards?

also: set up cash rewards; aim to establish cooperators.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
maximize charging
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
selected graphs. it’s short. read it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
& featuring women’s sizes since 1980!
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
December 5, 2025 at 6:11 PM
some old found- and distressed-language haiku
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
lankford still & fixed like a predatory lizard.

if he moves, it will only be to lick his own eyeball.
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
oh hell no the “AI ​​Textbook Emergency Response Committee.”

you have failed in your obligation as publishers & educators.
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
who could have imagined?
December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
original cartoon (as far as i know)
November 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM