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@penorsword.bsky.social holding my son hostage😭
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
@penorsword.bsky.social holding my son hostage😭
IF YOU TELL A JOKE AND PEOPLE DON’T LAUGH, IT ISN’T BECAUSE YOU AREN’T FUNNY IT’S BC THEY DIDN’T HEAR YOU
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SAY THE JOKE AGAIN, BUT LOUDER
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SAY THE JOKE AGAIN, BUT LOUDER
If you tell a joke and people don’t laugh, it isn’t because you aren’t funny it’s bc they didn’t hear you
What you need to do is say the joke again, but louder
What you need to do is say the joke again, but louder
November 26, 2025 at 1:13 AM
IF YOU TELL A JOKE AND PEOPLE DON’T LAUGH, IT ISN’T BECAUSE YOU AREN’T FUNNY IT’S BC THEY DIDN’T HEAR YOU
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SAY THE JOKE AGAIN, BUT LOUDER
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS SAY THE JOKE AGAIN, BUT LOUDER
got a new air purifier and i feel like im breathing for the first time
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
got a new air purifier and i feel like im breathing for the first time
working from home with my balls OUT
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
working from home with my balls OUT
got peppermint body lotion and a pine scented candle at Marshall’s
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
got peppermint body lotion and a pine scented candle at Marshall’s
how it feels being a good catholic boy who’s never posted my weiner online
November 22, 2025 at 9:36 PM
how it feels being a good catholic boy who’s never posted my weiner online
enjoying the fruits of being a nepo baby (inheriting my tia’s nice couch)
November 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
enjoying the fruits of being a nepo baby (inheriting my tia’s nice couch)
this kid was rude af acting like I wasn’t even there😒
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
this kid was rude af acting like I wasn’t even there😒
ok i gotta piss who’s all coming with
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
ok i gotta piss who’s all coming with
[Laura Palmer’s Theme intensifies]
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
[Laura Palmer’s Theme intensifies]
got my twin peaks criterion 4K in the mail today🤓
November 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
got my twin peaks criterion 4K in the mail today🤓
dentist office said it was a billing error and my insurance made a payment this morning
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
dentist office said it was a billing error and my insurance made a payment this morning
just found out my insurance denied my invisalign and im about to be out $5,000
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
just found out my insurance denied my invisalign and im about to be out $5,000
imma hold it while you pee when i say this
November 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
imma hold it while you pee when i say this
just got a turkish bathhouse thirst trap and tiktok automatically translated the news playing in the background 😭
November 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
just got a turkish bathhouse thirst trap and tiktok automatically translated the news playing in the background 😭