Tom Jensen
@oohtommy.bsky.social
Can’t remember anything except that I love pizza. Will argue with a rock. I don’t judge. I’m completely sane. I have papers from a doctor that prove it. Lock him up. Throw away the key.
And no 37 dolls for you either! #pencilnazi
December 12, 2025 at 1:53 PM
And no 37 dolls for you either! #pencilnazi
Just a reminder Trump claims he’s 6’3”. Charlie Kirk was 6’5”. #Trumplies
September 12, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Just a reminder Trump claims he’s 6’3”. Charlie Kirk was 6’5”. #Trumplies
Trump is setting himself up like a bowling pin.
August 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Trump is setting himself up like a bowling pin.
Zelensky should have brought these for gifts.
August 19, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Zelensky should have brought these for gifts.
Does anyone know how to photoshop in Russian flags?
August 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Does anyone know how to photoshop in Russian flags?
No Nobel Peace Prize for you!
June 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
No Nobel Peace Prize for you!
All those involved should be identified. You don’t do this to a US Senator. The looks on the faces of everyone in this picture says it all.
June 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
All those involved should be identified. You don’t do this to a US Senator. The looks on the faces of everyone in this picture says it all.
One of my career highlights was working on a documentary with Ella Fitzgerald. She made a coworker and me coffee and we sat down in her kitchen and drank it.
May 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
One of my career highlights was working on a documentary with Ella Fitzgerald. She made a coworker and me coffee and we sat down in her kitchen and drank it.
I get it cheaper than that.
May 3, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I get it cheaper than that.
The Heard and McDonald Islands call five times a day.
April 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The Heard and McDonald Islands call five times a day.
Musk is 6’2” and Trump is 6’3”. How does that add up?
#howtallistrump
#howtallistrump
February 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Musk is 6’2” and Trump is 6’3”. How does that add up?
#howtallistrump
#howtallistrump
I saved you a plate.
February 15, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I saved you a plate.
Happy Valentine’s Day to hopeless romantics everywhere.
February 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day to hopeless romantics everywhere.
I’m too much of a gentleman to mention my under notes. I’m going dab some shrimp risotto behind my ears to cover it up.
February 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I’m too much of a gentleman to mention my under notes. I’m going dab some shrimp risotto behind my ears to cover it up.
Why didn’t the tornado lady pray the airplane and helicopter not collide?
January 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Why didn’t the tornado lady pray the airplane and helicopter not collide?
And this was Elon’s response to his “Roman Salute.”
January 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
And this was Elon’s response to his “Roman Salute.”
And how about that response to his Roman salute?
January 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
And how about that response to his Roman salute?
Great “Roman Salute” comeback.
January 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Great “Roman Salute” comeback.