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The “coolest” way to be.
When Bezos had the gall to recommend it to me, I left a mean one star review:

“I'm sure this would be enjoyable to an onanist/exhibitionist in Riyadh. Me? Not so much.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern couldn’t be reached for comment
November 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ack! You look great in print!
a cartoon of a woman reading a book called giver
Alt: Kathy is pleased.
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
November 19, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Both your knowledge of Roman history and your ass are unparalleled.
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Pedophilcally Yours,”
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Not another penny to any incumbent.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The People demand market-based solutions and means-tested programs
November 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
stolen valor
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Nobody tell him that what’s he’s proposing is “socialized” medicine
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
A noted builder of neighborhood co-ops, that Vladimir Ilyich.
November 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
These are hard times for the honk shoo zealots
November 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Only about 20 minutes worth of vocoder lecture when we saw him last year - this is a positive trend line. Herbie fucking rules.
November 3, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Ontologically evil organization
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
but what about the brain-dead racist slobs?
October 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Mirror Kira struck me as a pansexual, in that she looked like she enjoyed having sex while hitting people with cast iron pans.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
jealousy family
October 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
she’s now also wearing a white hood
October 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
cheer up. getting to watch their bubble burst will be even funnier than watching ours (on account of them speaking Dutch)
October 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Shame actually is important to a functioning society!
October 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM