On Kalapuya Land
@onkalapuyaland.bsky.social
#ActuallyAutistic #AuDHD #librarian mildly #discordian
Is #DadJokes a thing? It should be a thing.
Is #DadJokes a thing? It should be a thing.
They're just bringing some of the seasonal versions out right now. The version with pretzels in it is pretty great, if you like that sort of thing.
November 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
They're just bringing some of the seasonal versions out right now. The version with pretzels in it is pretty great, if you like that sort of thing.
What if they sing in glorious chorus as they descend from the clouds? I'd be singing in the rain too!
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
What if they sing in glorious chorus as they descend from the clouds? I'd be singing in the rain too!
Pfft. Trader Joe's Pound Plus bars will do you better
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Pfft. Trader Joe's Pound Plus bars will do you better
Did he return your call?
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Did he return your call?
Grammatically speaking, it falls into the category of "hot but insipid mess"
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Grammatically speaking, it falls into the category of "hot but insipid mess"
I have no peers, only pee-ers. Your request is denied. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I have no peers, only pee-ers. Your request is denied. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Check your libraries! My local library now has a food pantry where they take pet food donations!
November 9, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Check your libraries! My local library now has a food pantry where they take pet food donations!
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@thejenniwren.teamlh.social @hellomiakoda Full medical autonomy now - there shouldn't even be an abortion law. We should have full rights as consenting patients and consenting medical practitioners to receive medical care apart from the government.
November 9, 2025 at 6:21 AM
@thejenniwren.teamlh.social @hellomiakoda Full medical autonomy now - there shouldn't even be an abortion law. We should have full rights as consenting patients and consenting medical practitioners to receive medical care apart from the government.
You. Blocked.
November 9, 2025 at 12:44 AM
You. Blocked.
Them damn Romans, always killing our saviors! I assume that the Romans are the "they" he's ranting against
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Them damn Romans, always killing our saviors! I assume that the Romans are the "they" he's ranting against
"small landlords"
November 7, 2025 at 11:08 PM
"small landlords"
Shave down for what?
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Shave down for what?
You do not like them, Sam, you ham?
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
You do not like them, Sam, you ham?
I didn't know you had that in you! Well done
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I didn't know you had that in you! Well done
Synthetic text extruding machine >> copypasta 😂
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Synthetic text extruding machine >> copypasta 😂
Yeah, you shouldn't encourage me. Or ever let me in front of an audience!
November 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yeah, you shouldn't encourage me. Or ever let me in front of an audience!
The Invisible Groundhog - coming soon to a theater near you!
November 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
The Invisible Groundhog - coming soon to a theater near you!
You mean godszilla? Wait, no, that's polytheism.
November 4, 2025 at 8:09 AM
You mean godszilla? Wait, no, that's polytheism.
2, maybe 3 jiggawatts
November 3, 2025 at 7:34 PM
2, maybe 3 jiggawatts