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You can just say you are a writer for the Onion. It's ok.
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Same boat here.
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I am in the same boat.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Heckin handsome.
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Nope.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
So true. @~@
November 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
You're such a big sweetheart. Emphasis on big.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
He's just demonstrating what he likes having done to him. ;3
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
It's happening!
November 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
*wistful sigh*
November 21, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Tell him to put a line through Renton.
November 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Extremely appropriate.
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Not even joking! This was a real event. D:
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Very different vibes from the last code I got at a cafe from the zoomer barista: 6767
November 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Wonder why you would need those... 👀💦
November 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
God I have been feeling this lately.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Such a smart dumb dog.
November 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
And hopefully bigger (👀) than ever.
November 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Nice bevel.
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM