oni
@onireqs.bsky.social
he/him | survival of the weak is how society should look like; helping the weak, while keeping the strong in check.
my mayor is a tank main, i knew i loved that boy
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
my mayor is a tank main, i knew i loved that boy
"b-b-but he said he was a champion for lgbtq rights on fortnite friday..." i cry, having fallen for it again.
October 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
"b-b-but he said he was a champion for lgbtq rights on fortnite friday..." i cry, having fallen for it again.
this is so real lmfao
here's the one i sent my friends from yesterday
here's the one i sent my friends from yesterday
September 23, 2025 at 1:41 PM
this is so real lmfao
here's the one i sent my friends from yesterday
here's the one i sent my friends from yesterday
it looks like it'd hit a mean "oooHOHOHOHO!" ala Queen Deltarune
September 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
it looks like it'd hit a mean "oooHOHOHOHO!" ala Queen Deltarune
why he sittin there like
"Okay, how about I come over tonight
And pick you up in my brand new Segway?
We can go over to Long John Silver's, get a fish platter.
You can take me home and massage me with butter all on my neck"
"Okay, how about I come over tonight
And pick you up in my brand new Segway?
We can go over to Long John Silver's, get a fish platter.
You can take me home and massage me with butter all on my neck"
August 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
why he sittin there like
"Okay, how about I come over tonight
And pick you up in my brand new Segway?
We can go over to Long John Silver's, get a fish platter.
You can take me home and massage me with butter all on my neck"
"Okay, how about I come over tonight
And pick you up in my brand new Segway?
We can go over to Long John Silver's, get a fish platter.
You can take me home and massage me with butter all on my neck"
edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger!
August 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger!
"incent us" as if this isn't enough
August 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
"incent us" as if this isn't enough
holy shit, it has literally been staring us right in the face the entire time.
July 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
holy shit, it has literally been staring us right in the face the entire time.
you're right, maybe i never had good faith for such a shameless bootlicker
July 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
you're right, maybe i never had good faith for such a shameless bootlicker
"pokemon can't 'steal' your artwork, it's theirs already."
July 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"pokemon can't 'steal' your artwork, it's theirs already."
glad to see this guy in the crowd still getting work as your assassin, apparently
July 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
glad to see this guy in the crowd still getting work as your assassin, apparently
i can't think of any possible consequences of allowing a racist ai to be in/near government, nor any cautionary tales from fiction for that matter
July 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
i can't think of any possible consequences of allowing a racist ai to be in/near government, nor any cautionary tales from fiction for that matter
"oh my, it seems like i've triggered some individuals with my verifiably dumbfuck take 😜😂 "
July 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
"oh my, it seems like i've triggered some individuals with my verifiably dumbfuck take 😜😂 "
you fuckers know what i meant
July 9, 2025 at 1:06 PM
you fuckers know what i meant
don't make jeff tap the sign
July 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
don't make jeff tap the sign
days without niantic pathetically fumbling a new event: 0
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July 1, 2025 at 12:57 PM
days without niantic pathetically fumbling a new event: 0
i mean ideally i would like for there to not be a need for money, however, in the meantime,
June 27, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i mean ideally i would like for there to not be a need for money, however, in the meantime,
