Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️
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§ 1032. Onion weigher - A weigher of onions shall be appointed who is neither directly nor indirectly involved in the sale or distribution of onions.
If you are trying to pull the bad damsels at the Ren Faire you don't need chainmail, you don't need a longsword; you need to be focusing on period appropriate footware. No lace holes! No heels! No soles! Toes as pointy as possible. You need to look like you tied a wet envelope to your feet
April 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If you are trying to pull the bad damsels at the Ren Faire you don't need chainmail, you don't need a longsword; you need to be focusing on period appropriate footware. No lace holes! No heels! No soles! Toes as pointy as possible. You need to look like you tied a wet envelope to your feet
cutting the stale baguette at multiple oblique angles to minimize visible surface crust while maximizing french-toastability
April 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
cutting the stale baguette at multiple oblique angles to minimize visible surface crust while maximizing french-toastability
on that shit that got me feeling insane
April 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
on that shit that got me feeling insane
nobody seemed to notice this before the election (which he lost anyway) but this sentence has an extremely specific number of words for a sentence that includes "race" and "the future of" and "western civilization"
weird how that keeps happening
weird how that keeps happening
April 4, 2025 at 6:43 AM
nobody seemed to notice this before the election (which he lost anyway) but this sentence has an extremely specific number of words for a sentence that includes "race" and "the future of" and "western civilization"
weird how that keeps happening
weird how that keeps happening
the economy rn
April 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the economy rn
Food at Mar-a-Lago
March 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Food at Mar-a-Lago
Tried to make a serious culinary lasagna. Accidentally made a comical Garfieldian lasagna.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Tried to make a serious culinary lasagna. Accidentally made a comical Garfieldian lasagna.
bring back the computress
December 22, 2024 at 1:23 AM
bring back the computress
what the hell does this mean?
December 21, 2024 at 5:34 AM
what the hell does this mean?
these are the two primary human emotions and all other emotions exist on a spectrum between them
December 7, 2024 at 1:38 AM
these are the two primary human emotions and all other emotions exist on a spectrum between them
no fuckin way
December 1, 2024 at 1:29 AM
no fuckin way
my favorite part of the holiday grocery shopping: picking out the most vulgar and offensive sweet potato in the pile
November 29, 2024 at 12:05 AM
my favorite part of the holiday grocery shopping: picking out the most vulgar and offensive sweet potato in the pile
I want the automatic cookie machine for personal use
November 25, 2024 at 7:51 PM
I want the automatic cookie machine for personal use
I couldn't wait for the kimchi to ferment all the way so I already turned it into kimchi jjigae using some leftover braised pork belly, tofu, and a pack of ramen. My sinuses have never felt so clear
November 25, 2024 at 2:15 PM
I couldn't wait for the kimchi to ferment all the way so I already turned it into kimchi jjigae using some leftover braised pork belly, tofu, and a pack of ramen. My sinuses have never felt so clear
Making a very potent kimchi with dried shiitake, seaweed, fish sauce, anchovy paste, and dried whole shrimp. Day 3: fermentation is really kicking off. Burst out of containment overnight. Smells ridiculous. Very proud of my lacto bacteria #김치
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 PM
Making a very potent kimchi with dried shiitake, seaweed, fish sauce, anchovy paste, and dried whole shrimp. Day 3: fermentation is really kicking off. Burst out of containment overnight. Smells ridiculous. Very proud of my lacto bacteria #김치
Name a show you're positive nobody remembers but you
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Name a show you're positive nobody remembers but you
so is the food pyramid still sideways or what
November 21, 2024 at 2:57 AM
so is the food pyramid still sideways or what
I made a post on Twitter and within a few hours someone had made a sticker of my post and started selling it. what even is this society
November 21, 2024 at 2:35 AM
I made a post on Twitter and within a few hours someone had made a sticker of my post and started selling it. what even is this society
you know what?
*caramelizes you*
*caramelizes you*
November 18, 2024 at 11:51 PM
you know what?
*caramelizes you*
*caramelizes you*
I keep thinking about this facebook meme which shows a german shepherd attacking a seagull
November 11, 2024 at 3:43 AM
I keep thinking about this facebook meme which shows a german shepherd attacking a seagull
I finally remembered my password
November 10, 2024 at 5:00 AM
I finally remembered my password