Will Gabriel
@onionknightwill.com
Who's dead-eyed evil twink next to old meatball?
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Who's dead-eyed evil twink next to old meatball?
I think someone needs to do a wellness check on Elise Stefanik. Ain't no way she's okay after this weekend.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I think someone needs to do a wellness check on Elise Stefanik. Ain't no way she's okay after this weekend.
Zohran just rizzed the hell out of Trump. On live TV. My jaw is on the floor right now.
November 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Zohran just rizzed the hell out of Trump. On live TV. My jaw is on the floor right now.
Bro is on the floor of a bathroom in Gracie Mansion right now cussing, crying, vomiting, and just completely crashing out. And I love that for him.
November 21, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Bro is on the floor of a bathroom in Gracie Mansion right now cussing, crying, vomiting, and just completely crashing out. And I love that for him.
Gave him the ole Bubba treatment...?
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Gave him the ole Bubba treatment...?
This man called Mamdani everything but a child of God. My jaw is on the floor right now.
November 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This man called Mamdani everything but a child of God. My jaw is on the floor right now.
He should have never resigned. Especially in light of the hypocrisy of Gillibrand all but endorsing Andrew "Slappin' Fannies 'n Killin' Grannies" Cuomo.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He should have never resigned. Especially in light of the hypocrisy of Gillibrand all but endorsing Andrew "Slappin' Fannies 'n Killin' Grannies" Cuomo.
These motherfuckers are just completely disconnected from reality, aren't they!? Apologies for the vulgar language, but I am crashing out right now over their weakness and capitulation.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
These motherfuckers are just completely disconnected from reality, aren't they!? Apologies for the vulgar language, but I am crashing out right now over their weakness and capitulation.
Sadly my senior senator will face no repercussions as he is retiring. Which is wild because he should be even more free to take a principled stand.
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Sadly my senior senator will face no repercussions as he is retiring. Which is wild because he should be even more free to take a principled stand.
Nancy Pelosi. And a second one for you, Harry "Give 'em hell" Reid!
November 10, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Nancy Pelosi. And a second one for you, Harry "Give 'em hell" Reid!
Brad Lander, Adrienne Adams, AOC, Chi Osse, ALL THE FUCKING LEFTIST AVENGERS!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Brad Lander, Adrienne Adams, AOC, Chi Osse, ALL THE FUCKING LEFTIST AVENGERS!!!!!!
Problem is that I don't think he realizes that.
November 10, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Problem is that I don't think he realizes that.
All I got to say is Lord Jeeeeesusssssss!!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
All I got to say is Lord Jeeeeesusssssss!!!!!!!
Governor, I am furious and so fulminate with rage I honestly don't know what to do with myself. Congressional Dems have failed this country and failed Illinois.
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Governor, I am furious and so fulminate with rage I honestly don't know what to do with myself. Congressional Dems have failed this country and failed Illinois.
It already exists. It's called Leaders We Deserve.
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
It already exists. It's called Leaders We Deserve.
Don't forget "Chuckles"
November 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Don't forget "Chuckles"
Is he threatening us with a good time!?
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Is he threatening us with a good time!?
And all of a sudden, Mayor Mamdani has a cornucopia of locations for his city-owned grocery stores!
June 19, 2025 at 11:37 AM
And all of a sudden, Mayor Mamdani has a cornucopia of locations for his city-owned grocery stores!
Stay on their necks, @adamkinzinger.bsky.social
April 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Stay on their necks, @adamkinzinger.bsky.social
Chief People, Policy, and Purpose Officer? Guess that makes her C3PO…
April 20, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Chief People, Policy, and Purpose Officer? Guess that makes her C3PO…
Proud to say that as of today I get to call you my Senator!
April 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Proud to say that as of today I get to call you my Senator!
And all of them need to get to fuckin' steppin'.
March 30, 2025 at 12:48 AM
And all of them need to get to fuckin' steppin'.
Dread Skulls & Hearts Cardigan
March 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dread Skulls & Hearts Cardigan