Garbage Pail Kid
@onewhonaps.bsky.social
Just carbon and bad timing, the garbage and the disposal.
Phillies, Eagles, and a bunch of nerd shit
Phillies, Eagles, and a bunch of nerd shit
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I am not fucking A-oh, a-ohkay right now
Thank fuck the Eagles won the Super Bowl last year. This year sucked but at least we can look back on it fondly.
I’d be vomiting if I was a bills fan
I’d be vomiting if I was a bills fan
January 18, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Thank fuck the Eagles won the Super Bowl last year. This year sucked but at least we can look back on it fondly.
I’d be vomiting if I was a bills fan
I’d be vomiting if I was a bills fan
ADOLIS GARCIA SAVE ME
January 16, 2026 at 5:25 PM
ADOLIS GARCIA SAVE ME
I am not fucking A-oh, a-ohkay right now
January 16, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I am not fucking A-oh, a-ohkay right now
I ask this as an admittedly non-basketball expert, but what does Maxey have to do to become known as the best Sixers draft pick of all time? Like hes not their best all time player, but as far as exceeding value at a pick, he’s gotta be close right?
October 28, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I ask this as an admittedly non-basketball expert, but what does Maxey have to do to become known as the best Sixers draft pick of all time? Like hes not their best all time player, but as far as exceeding value at a pick, he’s gotta be close right?
All i’ll say is that if the Phils were in this game tied 1-1 rn and we paused for a halftime show I’d be feral
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
All i’ll say is that if the Phils were in this game tied 1-1 rn and we paused for a halftime show I’d be feral
I take it back please save me Eagles, I beg you
I’m so ready for the Phillies to break everything in me the Eagles fixed.
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I take it back please save me Eagles, I beg you
Just throw the fucking ball to first i cant believe this is how it ends
October 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just throw the fucking ball to first i cant believe this is how it ends
Cant believe they’re going to lose both Chris Sanchez games
October 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Cant believe they’re going to lose both Chris Sanchez games
Cannot be more honest, I’m so ready to be wrong and let all my bitching be for naught.
October 7, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Cannot be more honest, I’m so ready to be wrong and let all my bitching be for naught.
Very cool of Kyle to recognize this series as lost and drive his contract down a little, as a treat
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Very cool of Kyle to recognize this series as lost and drive his contract down a little, as a treat
Disgusting way to give your next reliever time to warm up by the way
October 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Disgusting way to give your next reliever time to warm up by the way
Scoring a pity run here is really cute, they can leave the game and say stuff like “we fought till the end but the dodgers are just tough”
October 7, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Scoring a pity run here is really cute, they can leave the game and say stuff like “we fought till the end but the dodgers are just tough”
Losing the series against this Dodgers team is totally fine btw, they’re a machine built to kill.
But can we fucking pretend for a second that we belong here? Put up any ounce of a fight?
But can we fucking pretend for a second that we belong here? Put up any ounce of a fight?
October 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Losing the series against this Dodgers team is totally fine btw, they’re a machine built to kill.
But can we fucking pretend for a second that we belong here? Put up any ounce of a fight?
But can we fucking pretend for a second that we belong here? Put up any ounce of a fight?
Whelp it was a fun run while it lasted
I’m so ready for the Phillies to break everything in me the Eagles fixed.
October 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Whelp it was a fun run while it lasted
Nope
Do you have a plan for me Bryson Stott?
October 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Nope
Do you have a plan for me Bryson Stott?
October 5, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Do you have a plan for me Bryson Stott?
All year it was “just get to the dodgers bullpen” then they throw out 3 fucking starters because they signed the 5 best available in the offseason
October 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
All year it was “just get to the dodgers bullpen” then they throw out 3 fucking starters because they signed the 5 best available in the offseason
Just one time Phils, show me you’re different. Find a little magic. I beg of you.
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Just one time Phils, show me you’re different. Find a little magic. I beg of you.
Whelp, the first 6 innings were cool i guess
October 5, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Whelp, the first 6 innings were cool i guess
The dodgers are WAY too good to be shutout. Insurance runs are going to be essential this series
October 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The dodgers are WAY too good to be shutout. Insurance runs are going to be essential this series
Just as I was worrying about Chris’s pitch count Freddy comes up clutch
October 4, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Just as I was worrying about Chris’s pitch count Freddy comes up clutch
Ohtani is rattled. Put up 5 here I beg of you
October 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Ohtani is rattled. Put up 5 here I beg of you
Thank you JT, I will no longer vaccinate my son
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Thank you JT, I will no longer vaccinate my son