Till Geske
@oneonion.bsky.social
He/Him
Actual cook. Wannabe writer. Insomniac. Working class. Claims shallots are the best onions but barely ever uses them.
Actual cook. Wannabe writer. Insomniac. Working class. Claims shallots are the best onions but barely ever uses them.
Every now and again, it's good to look back at the past without rose-tinted goggles. Especially in times like these, when it seems like things are getting worse every day, we need to watch movies like this to remind ourselves that things have in fact improved.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Every now and again, it's good to look back at the past without rose-tinted goggles. Especially in times like these, when it seems like things are getting worse every day, we need to watch movies like this to remind ourselves that things have in fact improved.
They make a whole fake person and then call it Tilly? That's the second dumbest name I can imagine!
December 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
They make a whole fake person and then call it Tilly? That's the second dumbest name I can imagine!
"Let us retire to the sneezin' room."
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"Let us retire to the sneezin' room."
Another thing: Garden Hermits!
Are you rich? Does your house have park-like grounds? Why not let some homeless person live in a little house in your backyard?
Are you rich? Does your house have park-like grounds? Why not let some homeless person live in a little house in your backyard?
December 2, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Another thing: Garden Hermits!
Are you rich? Does your house have park-like grounds? Why not let some homeless person live in a little house in your backyard?
Are you rich? Does your house have park-like grounds? Why not let some homeless person live in a little house in your backyard?
NYT with their finger on the pulse of the nation as always.
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
NYT with their finger on the pulse of the nation as always.
"You know who else likes getting nailed?"
December 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"You know who else likes getting nailed?"
Woke, unplayable, feelings hurt, pants peed, cops called, horsemen of the apocalypse summoned;
December 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Woke, unplayable, feelings hurt, pants peed, cops called, horsemen of the apocalypse summoned;
I'd never call what they do responsible, I'm just arguing that they're more motivated by greed than by any coherent ideology.
December 1, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I'd never call what they do responsible, I'm just arguing that they're more motivated by greed than by any coherent ideology.
America knows no such thing.
November 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
America knows no such thing.
To be fair, the Murdoch Empire is separate from the Trump administration and is merely profiting from it. The more chaotic things are, the more hate- and fearmongering papers they'll sell. They'll drop Trump as soon as it's the profitable thing to do, which is probably soon.
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
To be fair, the Murdoch Empire is separate from the Trump administration and is merely profiting from it. The more chaotic things are, the more hate- and fearmongering papers they'll sell. They'll drop Trump as soon as it's the profitable thing to do, which is probably soon.
I don't mind robots, how can I physically attack AI?
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I don't mind robots, how can I physically attack AI?
"And know thee whatte, Johann? If I be cursed with the lover's pox, then so be thee!"
"I? The Pox?"
"Oh naye!"
"I? The Pox?"
"Oh naye!"
November 29, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"And know thee whatte, Johann? If I be cursed with the lover's pox, then so be thee!"
"I? The Pox?"
"Oh naye!"
"I? The Pox?"
"Oh naye!"
What is Santa if not an intruder crawling through vents?
November 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What is Santa if not an intruder crawling through vents?
By that logic, if a single cop has ever been unjustifiably violent, we should abolish the police.
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
By that logic, if a single cop has ever been unjustifiably violent, we should abolish the police.
It's on the hard drive labeled 'TV'.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It's on the hard drive labeled 'TV'.
Because who needs facts when you have status? With a high enough social status, you can refute stone-cold facts with nothing but claims. Because we value hierarchy over logic and ethics.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Because who needs facts when you have status? With a high enough social status, you can refute stone-cold facts with nothing but claims. Because we value hierarchy over logic and ethics.
It's the political equivalent of a company being bought by private equity and gutted for the shareholders.
November 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It's the political equivalent of a company being bought by private equity and gutted for the shareholders.
Just paypal me a couple grand when you get the chance.
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Just paypal me a couple grand when you get the chance.
When I can't find anything good to test my guillotine.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
When I can't find anything good to test my guillotine.
Nah, it's just that some of us as a species have always been truly cooked.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nah, it's just that some of us as a species have always been truly cooked.