Sel's Writing Misadventures
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🔞 | Sel | 24 | She/They | 🇧🇷/ENG | Multifandom | Sometimes I write
My account is NSFW/Proship and freaky. Be warned.
Commissions and Miscellaneous: https://selenedarkbloom.carrd.co
The rotisserie chickens in my brain now: #FFXV #DMC #VD #Spardacest
My account is NSFW/Proship and freaky. Be warned.
Commissions and Miscellaneous: https://selenedarkbloom.carrd.co
The rotisserie chickens in my brain now: #FFXV #DMC #VD #Spardacest
I need to cook (write).
Brain's been uncooperative the past couple of days, I know why, but it pisses me off after an excellent September-November.
Brain's been uncooperative the past couple of days, I know why, but it pisses me off after an excellent September-November.
December 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I need to cook (write).
Brain's been uncooperative the past couple of days, I know why, but it pisses me off after an excellent September-November.
Brain's been uncooperative the past couple of days, I know why, but it pisses me off after an excellent September-November.
My scallions did not survive, we had a fight at home on Saturday and I found a hole in my only sneaker. Proof that shit can always get worse.
December 1, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My scallions did not survive, we had a fight at home on Saturday and I found a hole in my only sneaker. Proof that shit can always get worse.
NELO DADGIL JUST CURED MY DEORESSION (by giving me more) I'VE BEEN BLESSED
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
NELO DADGIL JUST CURED MY DEORESSION (by giving me more) I'VE BEEN BLESSED
I'm so tired of bot comments on Ao3. I'm getting quite a few of those. Meanwhile the last fic I posted has 0 real comments. I truly do hate it here.
November 30, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I'm so tired of bot comments on Ao3. I'm getting quite a few of those. Meanwhile the last fic I posted has 0 real comments. I truly do hate it here.
Handwriting words with double Ts is so satisfying because I get to cross them both at once, it's so nice (I'm a weird little freak, I know).
Like, look at it. Crooooossss
Like, look at it. Crooooossss
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Handwriting words with double Ts is so satisfying because I get to cross them both at once, it's so nice (I'm a weird little freak, I know).
Like, look at it. Crooooossss
Like, look at it. Crooooossss
In other news, I gave myself a haircut at one in the morning and it's the shortest it's ever been. I actually really like it? And the next order of business is this:
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
In other news, I gave myself a haircut at one in the morning and it's the shortest it's ever been. I actually really like it? And the next order of business is this:
I heard from a family member who's known me forever say they didn't know what I liked and I was flabbergasted. Because here's an exhibit:
Tiny Sel was upset, was handed a pen and paper. Sel happy. I was 1 here. That's always been the way to my heart to anyone who paid any modicum of attention.
Tiny Sel was upset, was handed a pen and paper. Sel happy. I was 1 here. That's always been the way to my heart to anyone who paid any modicum of attention.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I heard from a family member who's known me forever say they didn't know what I liked and I was flabbergasted. Because here's an exhibit:
Tiny Sel was upset, was handed a pen and paper. Sel happy. I was 1 here. That's always been the way to my heart to anyone who paid any modicum of attention.
Tiny Sel was upset, was handed a pen and paper. Sel happy. I was 1 here. That's always been the way to my heart to anyone who paid any modicum of attention.
Lovingly rendered coochies and booties. I just know they had discussions about what the demon dicks look like under those plates.
I see you devs, I know what you are.
I see you devs, I know what you are.
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Lovingly rendered coochies and booties. I just know they had discussions about what the demon dicks look like under those plates.
I see you devs, I know what you are.
I see you devs, I know what you are.
And it's done! Dante rescues some kids while decked out in pirate gear!
archiveofourown.org/works/74517526
#DMC #DevilMayCry #Dante #PattyLowell
archiveofourown.org/works/74517526
#DMC #DevilMayCry #Dante #PattyLowell
November 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
And it's done! Dante rescues some kids while decked out in pirate gear!
archiveofourown.org/works/74517526
#DMC #DevilMayCry #Dante #PattyLowell
archiveofourown.org/works/74517526
#DMC #DevilMayCry #Dante #PattyLowell
He's hard at work.
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He's hard at work.
dmcn got nominated for best adaptation so the fandom is about to be insufferable again. Especially if it wins.
November 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
dmcn got nominated for best adaptation so the fandom is about to be insufferable again. Especially if it wins.
Three days of progress, guys, I think it might work. It grew almost 3 full centimeters already, it's kind of insane. It's just on water by the way. No soil, no nothing. I just change the water everyday and that's it.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Three days of progress, guys, I think it might work. It grew almost 3 full centimeters already, it's kind of insane. It's just on water by the way. No soil, no nothing. I just change the water everyday and that's it.
I need Trish in this.
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I need Trish in this.
Alright, I definitely need to resize the arm holes so they can lay better and then hem it. I have no idea how to do that, but I'll look it up later. I don't particularly like sewing, but I can't pay anyone to do it at the moment, and I need more things to wear.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Alright, I definitely need to resize the arm holes so they can lay better and then hem it. I have no idea how to do that, but I'll look it up later. I don't particularly like sewing, but I can't pay anyone to do it at the moment, and I need more things to wear.
I have this shirt I never use because it's just never cold enough for it here. I'm thinking about removing the sleeves to turn it into a bisexual sleeveless turtleneck. But I don't want to fuck it up. Any advice from my mutuals who are more knowledgeable in sewing than me? 😅
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I have this shirt I never use because it's just never cold enough for it here. I'm thinking about removing the sleeves to turn it into a bisexual sleeveless turtleneck. But I don't want to fuck it up. Any advice from my mutuals who are more knowledgeable in sewing than me? 😅
Okay, I'm genuinely curious 👀
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Okay, I'm genuinely curious 👀
One of us.
November 10, 2025 at 11:39 PM
One of us.
The Peter Pan demon in the audio drama is pretty silly, but as I wrote he just became a creepy cult leader with the face of a child, and Patty is going through it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The Peter Pan demon in the audio drama is pretty silly, but as I wrote he just became a creepy cult leader with the face of a child, and Patty is going through it.
I truly do hate the state of the internet these days, because I'm always itching for comments on my works, but people are averse to doing that. But then I get notified of one, and it's a bot.
November 4, 2025 at 11:34 PM
I truly do hate the state of the internet these days, because I'm always itching for comments on my works, but people are averse to doing that. But then I get notified of one, and it's a bot.
I'm not sorry for who I'm about to become.
November 4, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I'm not sorry for who I'm about to become.
Here it is! The walls are a little bare but it's leagues from the old muted white it used to be, along with the beige/yellow furniture I had before.
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Here it is! The walls are a little bare but it's leagues from the old muted white it used to be, along with the beige/yellow furniture I had before.
I also made incredibly bad art for it a while back, it truly showcases why I'm a ✨writer✨
October 30, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I also made incredibly bad art for it a while back, it truly showcases why I'm a ✨writer✨
The quote in question:
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The quote in question:
It's finally here, that one time a very drunk Dante proposed to a mop (everybody thank the bad translation of the manga for this incredible piece of lore).
archiveofourown.org/works/73353361
#devilmaycry #dmc #spardacest #VD #VerDan #DanVer
archiveofourown.org/works/73353361
#devilmaycry #dmc #spardacest #VD #VerDan #DanVer
October 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It's finally here, that one time a very drunk Dante proposed to a mop (everybody thank the bad translation of the manga for this incredible piece of lore).
archiveofourown.org/works/73353361
#devilmaycry #dmc #spardacest #VD #VerDan #DanVer
archiveofourown.org/works/73353361
#devilmaycry #dmc #spardacest #VD #VerDan #DanVer