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IM A BIG MONSTER THAT MAKES DICE AND LITTLE MONSTERS

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FIRST WORD YOU SEE IS HOW YOUR 2026 WILL GO
January 28, 2026 at 6:29 PM
ITS REALLY FUNNY TO GRIND UP A MORTAL, GRIND THEM TO SAUSAGE, CAST A RESURRECTION SPELL AND WATCH THE SAUSAGES WRITHE AND JUMP AROUND. WONDER IF IT HURTS.
January 27, 2026 at 6:05 PM
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. CAN'T MAKE AN OMELET WITHOUT DRAWING A LITTLE BLOOD
January 26, 2026 at 2:58 AM
TRYING TO MAKE MORE REGULAR TIME FOR PAINTING.
January 25, 2026 at 10:23 PM
IM IN YOUR BASEMENT MAKING SPOOKY SOUNDS. MOANING AND BANGING SHIT
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
OK MAYBE WE WILL STILL MAKE SOME 7 SETS
January 15, 2026 at 11:13 PM
OH YEAH WELL IF YOU ARE SUCH A BIG FAN OF SANDWICHES NAME THEM ALL
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
28 YEARS LATER
BONER TOWER
January 15, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I NEED TO DO SOMETHING EITH THESE
January 15, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I ALSO MADE THESE THINGS TO LOOK LIKE A WALL AT A TATTOO SHOP BUT IM STUCK ON WHAT COLOR TO INK THEM THAT WONT GET LOST ON THE ART. THINKING FLOURESCENT GREEN.
January 15, 2026 at 12:57 AM
FORGOT I MADE THESE 90'S SHOW BLOSSOM LOOKING ASS DICE
January 15, 2026 at 12:50 AM
DAMN I GUESS WE ARENT GETTING A REBOOT OF THIS DELICACY
January 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
MY SOUL IS BLACK
MY HEART IS BLACK
MY LIVER IS ALSO BLACK
AND SO IS MY BLADDER.
MOST OF MY INTERNAL ORGANS ARE BLACK.
January 13, 2026 at 2:22 AM
FINALLY FINISHED THE FIRST PIECES OF THIS BIG COMMISSIONS.
THEY ARE GOING TO A MORTAL FRIENDS BRAND LAUNCH FOR A FASHION COMPANY OUT IN NEW ORLEANS! WILL POST WHEN ITS OUT
January 13, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I HOPE Y'ALL LIKE BUGS BECAUSE MY PAGE IS ABOUT TO GET REAL WIERD WITH BUGS THIS YEAR
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 AM
ITS TINY TERRY THE TERROR ERA TANGLING THE TENACIOUS TARANTULA FROM TARTARIA
January 8, 2026 at 12:15 AM
GET ALONG LITTLE DOGIES
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I THINK I GOT MY FIRST FLOWERS IN GONNA GROW PICKED OUT. FINAL SELECTION.
BLACK DAHLIA
BLACK JACK DAHLIA
BLACK BLEEDING HEART
BLACK SWAN POPPY
January 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
YOU KNOW IT
January 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
NOTHING LIKE GETTIN UP AT THE CRACK OF DAWN TO GET A BIG GLASS OF WARM SPIDER MILK AT THE SPIDER RANCH THAT I WORK AND LIVE AT NOW.
January 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
WE HAVE HAD THIS DISCOURSE BEFORE
January 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
NGL YALL IVE BEEN OFF MY GAME FOR SO LONG ON SO MANY THINGS I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO ANYMORE.
January 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
IM GOING TO MAKE THE STUPIDEST SHIT YOU EVER SEEN THIS YEAR.
BUT
NO MORE 7 SETS. THE SETS ON MY SITE ARE MORE THAN LIKELY THE LAST ONES I'LL EVER MAKE.

BUT IM STILL MAKING DICE, STILL SELLING COOL STUFF.

UPCOMING FOR 2026
MONSTER ORIGINAL MINIS
LIFE AT THE SPIDER RANCH
WIERD FLOWERS
A GAME?
January 2, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I GOT A LOT OF THIS YEARS CHRISTMAS PRESENTS FROM MY FAVORITE PLACE TO SHOP THE GRAVEYARD.
January 2, 2026 at 5:18 PM
NEW YEAR
NEW WYRM
NEW ME
January 1, 2026 at 7:57 PM