Brian
banner
one-underscore.bsky.social
Brian
@one-underscore.bsky.social
You can dial 206-526-6087 for weather, or 511 for traffic.
free idea: those sand art pulled coke bottles that were at carnivals, but do it with the rainbow of beans and lentils we have available.
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
last action hero (1993)
December 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
i kept thinking about this every time i encountered a submarine movie and i went and found it. i'm trying to imagine my sister at 20 years old watching a 3+ hour long movie about the russian revolution and saying "that was great, definitely one of my favorite movies."
December 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
oh no, some troublemaking teens who tried jay's food have vandalized his sign.
December 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
we could all take a lesson in holiday shopping from him.
December 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
gary larson's discogs credits are mostly covers of guitar jazz albums.
www.discogs.com/artist/43288...
December 14, 2025 at 6:19 AM
matewan (1987)
December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
the deluxe version of mogwai's 2006 album with the making of dvd would make a good joke gift if you have any children in your life who have been brain poisoned by youtube.
December 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
found a better process for this. i drilled a hole in the middle of a hefty piece of acrylic (maybe 1/4") to cover the dough mixing bowl. the hole is covered with the vac's external hose attachment (mine looks like this) and i pull the vacuum. more space the dough to expand, less mess/cleanup.
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
in 2011 or 2012, i won this NASCAR mp3 in a sweepstakes. it is. to date, the worst thing i've ever won.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
i gotta sell it, they kept getting complaints about me driving it in funeral processions. hoping to roll the money i get into this baby.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 AM
this taxi ("of human bondage", 1934) appears to have cane woven cladding on it. wood or carbon fiber are common enough, but imagine panels made from other trends in materials/handicrafts. macrame. tatting. cross stitch. decoupage. encaustics. ceramic. stained glass. endless possibilities.
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
got some crumpet rings so i could make perfectly uniform, cylindrical english muffins. figuring out a process to bake them in the oven to make it less of a hands-on production.
November 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
awful lot of sightings in #iowa, not convincing evidence. www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Muscov...
November 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
belt-mounted coin dispensers are not just for people selling things. customers can wear them too, and merchants appreciate how quickly you are able to make exact change.
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 AM
he's high on glint, the drug from strangers with candy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
on this sneaker pimps box set "6 underground" makes up 5 of the 17 discs.
November 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
saw this flip clock in a tv show. it was in a child's bedroom. honestly! do you expect me to believe that you'd give a child a copal 707? what need has a child for the premium features like the day/date functionality? ridiculous.
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the silver lining to the lengthy phone call with the it helpdesk is my loaves spent more time rising. used a stainless milk frothing pitcher for steam this time, worked pretty well.
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
realizing that the fish restaurant you sold 5 years ago was "the one", and you have to have it back. beautiful.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
this refrigerator shelf has a hole in it, so he can store tall things upright. he used the hole for the milk, but not the pineapple.
October 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
i'm now past the age that people ask why i haven't got married, but the other day i was thinking "oh, i use linux" would be a real fun response.
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
masquerade (1988) is pretty bad, but if you stick around to the end, you get to see a bag from ina garten's store.
October 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
the flour soaks up the water so thoroughly that you have to adjust (increase) the amount of water. this was 80-85% hydration, but was still easy to slide off the peel.

i found a guy on pizzamaking who was doing it in 2023, and a bunch of references to it in commercial bakery machines.
October 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
the sidney homer books are a rite of passage for a bond sicko.
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM