Omnibus Out of Context
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From the Omnibus podcast featuring Ken Jennings and John Roderick. Fan account.
Cats are mean and also upset by things that are not upsetting.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Cats are mean and also upset by things that are not upsetting.
I can see why the state doesn’t want to incentivize throwing dead possums in the creek.
November 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I can see why the state doesn’t want to incentivize throwing dead possums in the creek.
“Like many of your listeners, he mostly sleeps through it.” That’s nice. And like some of our listeners, he probably poops his pants during it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
“Like many of your listeners, he mostly sleeps through it.” That’s nice. And like some of our listeners, he probably poops his pants during it.
That day Hitler came down the escalator at the Reichstag and said he was running for chancellor, and everyone’s like, “Pfft. That guy’s not gonna win.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:20 PM
That day Hitler came down the escalator at the Reichstag and said he was running for chancellor, and everyone’s like, “Pfft. That guy’s not gonna win.”
Even the Mormons are dunking on you now.
November 8, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Even the Mormons are dunking on you now.
Couldn’t this have been a pneumatic tube, Jeff?
November 7, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Couldn’t this have been a pneumatic tube, Jeff?
Do you ever hear from a horny landscaper?
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Do you ever hear from a horny landscaper?
At some point, pants will go to the ground.
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
At some point, pants will go to the ground.
I would not want to eat a meat puppet.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I would not want to eat a meat puppet.
That’s how you know you’ve got a good priest: when he says the immortal phrase, “And I'll be your business manager.”
November 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
That’s how you know you’ve got a good priest: when he says the immortal phrase, “And I'll be your business manager.”
J: In my bedroom, when I was building this house, I said, “I want orange shag carpet and I want long shag. Really long. Like as long as a worm you would use for fishing.”
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
November 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
J: In my bedroom, when I was building this house, I said, “I want orange shag carpet and I want long shag. Really long. Like as long as a worm you would use for fishing.”
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
K: Do they make that anymore?
J: They special make it if you’re a weirdo.
Are you gonna slather Crisco on a gummy bear at some point in the process?
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Are you gonna slather Crisco on a gummy bear at some point in the process?
Can you cockblock a fish?
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Can you cockblock a fish?
Government is not just about stealing our guns and disallowing us decision-making power over our bodies. They’re also the ones that make murder illegal, right?
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Government is not just about stealing our guns and disallowing us decision-making power over our bodies. They’re also the ones that make murder illegal, right?
I would never bag on Australia. Except Australian college students traveling around the world — but everybody hates them.
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I would never bag on Australia. Except Australian college students traveling around the world — but everybody hates them.
We're providing amnesty for your past murders insofar as that can be promised by a podcast.
November 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We're providing amnesty for your past murders insofar as that can be promised by a podcast.
How did you make this about Marxism?
November 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
How did you make this about Marxism?
No, sadly, the show will not get interesting at this point.
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
No, sadly, the show will not get interesting at this point.
I was managed right out of the door.
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I was managed right out of the door.
K: If I’m in a text editor like Emacs, what am I engineering?
J: You’re engineering your paycheck.
J: You’re engineering your paycheck.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
K: If I’m in a text editor like Emacs, what am I engineering?
J: You’re engineering your paycheck.
J: You’re engineering your paycheck.
As everyone knows, one of the Omnibus co-hosts is not a millionaire friend of Matt Damon.
November 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
As everyone knows, one of the Omnibus co-hosts is not a millionaire friend of Matt Damon.
It’s really amazing when the engineers don’t understand the product and don’t want to leave their cubicles to find out.
November 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
It’s really amazing when the engineers don’t understand the product and don’t want to leave their cubicles to find out.
You’re making a molepile out of a molehill.
November 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
You’re making a molepile out of a molehill.
J: There’s the nurse log. And then there’s the…
K: Sexy nurse log, for Halloween.
K: Sexy nurse log, for Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
J: There’s the nurse log. And then there’s the…
K: Sexy nurse log, for Halloween.
K: Sexy nurse log, for Halloween.
There’s like a third dimension outward from the org chart, which is just my face in 3D.
October 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
There’s like a third dimension outward from the org chart, which is just my face in 3D.