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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned.
The ceremony of innocence is drowned.
Please specify the certain age so that this can be empirically tested.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Please specify the certain age so that this can be empirically tested.
This would have been perceptive and devastating if only food were actually priced by calorie.
November 22, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This would have been perceptive and devastating if only food were actually priced by calorie.
It's frequently the type of varnish used. Not that it's especially pleasant for your arms to stick to a clean but sticky table either.
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's frequently the type of varnish used. Not that it's especially pleasant for your arms to stick to a clean but sticky table either.
And for cyclists hitting pedestrians?
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
And for cyclists hitting pedestrians?
You could just have stopped at "People on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
You could just have stopped at "People on Facebook."
To add to Ask Melania: who or what is Bubba?
My money is on Bubba being the name Jeffstein used for his own schlong.
My money is on Bubba being the name Jeffstein used for his own schlong.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
To add to Ask Melania: who or what is Bubba?
My money is on Bubba being the name Jeffstein used for his own schlong.
My money is on Bubba being the name Jeffstein used for his own schlong.
Is there one of those long compound German words for "Man who has all the pictures of Trump blowing Bubba"?
November 15, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Is there one of those long compound German words for "Man who has all the pictures of Trump blowing Bubba"?
Native English speaker, here. Your sentence "Go fuck yourself" is perfect. Grammatically and normatively. 😉
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Native English speaker, here. Your sentence "Go fuck yourself" is perfect. Grammatically and normatively. 😉
Sorry mate, think you've got the wrong account. This is Anon Opin, not Obviously Incorrect Opin.
November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Sorry mate, think you've got the wrong account. This is Anon Opin, not Obviously Incorrect Opin.
A smart (current) Telegraph reader. Best donate that brain to science when the time comes.
When I was a teenager, it was decent quality, conservative and a little dull. I read a few articles the other day and it was approximately where the Daily Mail was when I was a teenager.
When I was a teenager, it was decent quality, conservative and a little dull. I read a few articles the other day and it was approximately where the Daily Mail was when I was a teenager.
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 AM
A smart (current) Telegraph reader. Best donate that brain to science when the time comes.
When I was a teenager, it was decent quality, conservative and a little dull. I read a few articles the other day and it was approximately where the Daily Mail was when I was a teenager.
When I was a teenager, it was decent quality, conservative and a little dull. I read a few articles the other day and it was approximately where the Daily Mail was when I was a teenager.
This isn't much of a confession. Although props for it not involving poop.
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This isn't much of a confession. Although props for it not involving poop.
OP is assuming that these categories are mutually exclusive.
November 13, 2025 at 4:38 AM
OP is assuming that these categories are mutually exclusive.
It boggles the mind, given that the FTZ tactic is open knowledge, that experienced politicians and journalists still run off after every latest distraction like a beagle with ADHD. Only in the movies does walking into a trap consistently produce results.
November 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It boggles the mind, given that the FTZ tactic is open knowledge, that experienced politicians and journalists still run off after every latest distraction like a beagle with ADHD. Only in the movies does walking into a trap consistently produce results.
I'm pretty sure France is still not handling the money.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I'm pretty sure France is still not handling the money.
I think you're taking the playlist at whichever funeral you just went to far too personally.
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I think you're taking the playlist at whichever funeral you just went to far too personally.
I'm not a soldier, but these seem like useful tips for beginners, rather than for the sort of hardened pros you expect in "special forces". Maybe I've watched too many movies, though.
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm not a soldier, but these seem like useful tips for beginners, rather than for the sort of hardened pros you expect in "special forces". Maybe I've watched too many movies, though.
TL;DR: I'm a thief.
November 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
TL;DR: I'm a thief.
The proof is in the (absence of) pudding: it comes out clean, no; it comes out dirty, yes; it's so space-inefficient that you have to run the machine twice, quite possibly.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The proof is in the (absence of) pudding: it comes out clean, no; it comes out dirty, yes; it's so space-inefficient that you have to run the machine twice, quite possibly.
Not a steak guy, then.
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Not a steak guy, then.