Jesse Squire
@omg.squire.wtf
Software engineer at Microsoft working on the Azure SDK. Views expressed are my own. (he/him)
How else was he going to save all those children from the burning orphanage?
October 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
How else was he going to save all those children from the burning orphanage?
My new life goal is to talk @heaths.dev into helping me add a script to the pipeline that flags some part of your code for a “linter violation” on random CI run from now on.
September 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My new life goal is to talk @heaths.dev into helping me add a script to the pipeline that flags some part of your code for a “linter violation” on random CI run from now on.
Upset? No way! That was the most entertaining moment of the week by far. I could sell tickets to that show!
It’s rare that someone drops more F bombs in a work day than me, but you wear the crown today. Plus, you managed to fit them into about 30 seconds of very efficient and eloquent work.
It’s rare that someone drops more F bombs in a work day than me, but you wear the crown today. Plus, you managed to fit them into about 30 seconds of very efficient and eloquent work.
September 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Upset? No way! That was the most entertaining moment of the week by far. I could sell tickets to that show!
It’s rare that someone drops more F bombs in a work day than me, but you wear the crown today. Plus, you managed to fit them into about 30 seconds of very efficient and eloquent work.
It’s rare that someone drops more F bombs in a work day than me, but you wear the crown today. Plus, you managed to fit them into about 30 seconds of very efficient and eloquent work.
Listen, @heaths.dev you keep your breaking changes to yourself!
August 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Listen, @heaths.dev you keep your breaking changes to yourself!
… so fighting about transfer encoding looks appealing again?
August 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
… so fighting about transfer encoding looks appealing again?
That sounds wonderful, sir. Where can I send the check to fund you?
August 13, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That sounds wonderful, sir. Where can I send the check to fund you?
I’m happy for you, of course, but for us…
a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field
ALT: a man in a black jacket and khaki pants is standing in a dirt field
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m happy for you, of course, but for us…
I thought he told
You to get a Walkman and a fedora, something about keeping Austin weird?
You to get a Walkman and a fedora, something about keeping Austin weird?
July 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I thought he told
You to get a Walkman and a fedora, something about keeping Austin weird?
You to get a Walkman and a fedora, something about keeping Austin weird?
10,000 spoons when all you kneed is a knife?
July 16, 2025 at 3:09 PM
10,000 spoons when all you kneed is a knife?
Probably better off. It’s all just different attempts to bring back silverlight.
June 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Probably better off. It’s all just different attempts to bring back silverlight.
You sure that was vibe coding? I thought you were just reviewing a PR from @parkplusplus.bsky.social. I mean, the drunken toddler comparison is apt either way.
June 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You sure that was vibe coding? I thought you were just reviewing a PR from @parkplusplus.bsky.social. I mean, the drunken toddler comparison is apt either way.
It was nice to see something outrageous and be able to assume someone else was trolling. Now, you just can’t be sure.
June 3, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It was nice to see something outrageous and be able to assume someone else was trolling. Now, you just can’t be sure.
I consider that high praise.
June 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I consider that high praise.
I mean, to be fair, that’s her “year round office blanket.”
May 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I mean, to be fair, that’s her “year round office blanket.”
You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced a good ol’ Newark stabbing. You’re missing out!
May 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced a good ol’ Newark stabbing. You’re missing out!
For shame! You have a garden in NJ and you’re not growing fresh pork roll?
May 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
For shame! You have a garden in NJ and you’re not growing fresh pork roll?
