Mmboppe
@olthoiguard.bsky.social
Millennial interested in shitposting/politics/history.
I’m crying dawg people voted for this thinking they’d be better for business and they’re sending gestapo raids to Hyundai
September 8, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’m crying dawg people voted for this thinking they’d be better for business and they’re sending gestapo raids to Hyundai
Wow, thank you for letting us know you are a Limited Liability Company! It is really transparent of you to put that in your business name, and I think I speak for us all when I say I appreciate it!
August 28, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Wow, thank you for letting us know you are a Limited Liability Company! It is really transparent of you to put that in your business name, and I think I speak for us all when I say I appreciate it!
When people say “if a guy from 500 years ago saw this, it would blow their mind” that is generally not true but on the other hand you have Daft Punk’s Alive 2007 album
August 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When people say “if a guy from 500 years ago saw this, it would blow their mind” that is generally not true but on the other hand you have Daft Punk’s Alive 2007 album
Thinking about getting a tattoo of oasis lyrics which is a sure sign things are going well for me
August 5, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Thinking about getting a tattoo of oasis lyrics which is a sure sign things are going well for me
You’ve heard of responding to “how’s it going?” with “it’s going” but I’ve just invented responding to “how are you doing?” with “I’m doing”
June 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
You’ve heard of responding to “how’s it going?” with “it’s going” but I’ve just invented responding to “how are you doing?” with “I’m doing”
Little Marco’s face gives away that he knows he’s traded a few months of being part of a clown show for having to live the rest of his life haunted by fear, guilt, and the threat of consequences
June 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Little Marco’s face gives away that he knows he’s traded a few months of being part of a clown show for having to live the rest of his life haunted by fear, guilt, and the threat of consequences
Reposted by Mmboppe
Furniture salesman: I'm sorry, I can't process a return for a couch in this condition, even if it did, as you say, "talk back to you", Mr Vance
June 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Furniture salesman: I'm sorry, I can't process a return for a couch in this condition, even if it did, as you say, "talk back to you", Mr Vance
The real life version of a werewolf metamorphosis is just an adult becoming someone who responds to “hows it going” with “it’s going”
June 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
The real life version of a werewolf metamorphosis is just an adult becoming someone who responds to “hows it going” with “it’s going”
Elon torching his reputation and $300 million dollars to get an Epstein client elected president
June 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Elon torching his reputation and $300 million dollars to get an Epstein client elected president
If I was writing headlines about Palantir’s plans to build an American citizen surveillance system that would make China blush, I would say something like “Meet the South African Nazi Billionaire behind this—No, not that one”
June 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
If I was writing headlines about Palantir’s plans to build an American citizen surveillance system that would make China blush, I would say something like “Meet the South African Nazi Billionaire behind this—No, not that one”
I know Miles Teller is not one of the Jonas Brothers but I’ve seen several of his films now and when he’s on screen I consistently think to myself “that is one of the Jonas Brothers”
June 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I know Miles Teller is not one of the Jonas Brothers but I’ve seen several of his films now and when he’s on screen I consistently think to myself “that is one of the Jonas Brothers”
When I hear a new song it’s just like no.. no, that’s not right. Play one I do know.
May 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When I hear a new song it’s just like no.. no, that’s not right. Play one I do know.
What’s the worst thing you can hear at a concert?
“This next one’s from our new album”
“This next one’s from our new album”
May 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
What’s the worst thing you can hear at a concert?
“This next one’s from our new album”
“This next one’s from our new album”
Congress every time a cabinet secretary comes in:
![Judge: do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
Me: no
Judge: [covers mic] what do I do](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vpznhevp7dfc6nja24oeephq/bafkreib4frgqvug5fmourbdslqchaxmdfpgas5ck6lugb3fh6fl4lsofzu@jpeg)
May 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Congress every time a cabinet secretary comes in:
It’s important to make the cyber truck driver roll down their window at a stop light to ask them if it’s trash day or recycling day
May 11, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It’s important to make the cyber truck driver roll down their window at a stop light to ask them if it’s trash day or recycling day
A fun thing to comment when people post about their newborns on Facebook is “why did you name it that lol?”
May 9, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A fun thing to comment when people post about their newborns on Facebook is “why did you name it that lol?”
There’s a saying in poker, “if you can’t spot the sucker at the table, it’s you.”
If you can’t spot the Trump cult, you’re in it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
If you can’t spot the Trump cult, you’re in it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump’s loyal footsoldiers doff their Maga caps at cabinet love-in
Red and navy hats were strategically placed as Trump’s cabinet gushed over 100 presidential days like no other
www.theguardian.com
May 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
There’s a saying in poker, “if you can’t spot the sucker at the table, it’s you.”
If you can’t spot the Trump cult, you’re in it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
If you can’t spot the Trump cult, you’re in it.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Systems of oversight are an important part of government—and they’re being undermined in ways the American public should know about. 18F alum @jacobharr.is is collecting details on how this is happening.
The Assault on Oversight in the Executive Branch
Not too many people outside of government understand how many laws are enforced entirely through oversight. The DOGE/Project 2025 plan has subverted these norms for its own ends.
jacobharr.is
April 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Systems of oversight are an important part of government—and they’re being undermined in ways the American public should know about. 18F alum @jacobharr.is is collecting details on how this is happening.
This feels so obvious it should go without say, and yet.. Killing off R&D funding is sacrificing our future, and for what?
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/28/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/28/o...
Opinion | The White House Tech Bros Owe Their Fortunes to the Research They’re Killing
Underlying many investments are breakthroughs in medicine and technology from great universities.
www.nytimes.com
April 29, 2025 at 7:56 AM
This feels so obvious it should go without say, and yet.. Killing off R&D funding is sacrificing our future, and for what?
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/28/o...
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/28/o...
Call it what it is: MAJCA (pronounced Maj-ká) - Make America Jim Crow Again
Thirty-eight of 43 experts cut last month from the boards that review the science and research that happens in laboratories at the National Institutes of Health are female, Black or Hispanic, according to an analysis by the chairs of a dozen of the boards.
Women, minorities fired in purge of NIH science review boards
Scientists, with expertise in fields that include mental health, cancer and infectious disease, typically serve five-year terms and were not given a reason for their dismissal.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 17, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Call it what it is: MAJCA (pronounced Maj-ká) - Make America Jim Crow Again
Trump is about one week away from misinterpreting“the mad king” as angry and then claiming that he’s Not Mad
April 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Trump is about one week away from misinterpreting“the mad king” as angry and then claiming that he’s Not Mad
We have a gpt at work which people are encouraged to use for research purposes and in the help channel every single day someone is like “The GPT is making stuff up? Help”
April 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
We have a gpt at work which people are encouraged to use for research purposes and in the help channel every single day someone is like “The GPT is making stuff up? Help”
“The presidents desires cannot be ignored” JD Vance isn’t beating the evil gaylord allegations
March 31, 2025 at 7:49 AM
“The presidents desires cannot be ignored” JD Vance isn’t beating the evil gaylord allegations
Why does the secretary of defense dress like he’s going on a hot date at a truck stop?
March 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Why does the secretary of defense dress like he’s going on a hot date at a truck stop?