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Ollie 🧟‍♀️
@ollieeatsbrains.satan.social
Just your friendly, neighborhood zombie.
It/they/he/she NB (my gender rotted away ages ago)
Allergic to Phoenix Down
Ttrpg/writing/sci-fi/fantasy/nerd
[[PFP by federicodonqui on social platform formerly known as twitter]]
RIP, Mochi
Almost 19 years with us. The sweetest cat I've ever known. Would come cuddle if you were crying. Would yell at you if walked too far from the house, then escort you home.

I miss her already... the bed is too big now.
November 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
RIP, Queen
November 21, 2025 at 12:54 PM
At the store picking out my cat's last meal
November 20, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Cats know EXACTLY how long your arms are. That's how they stand EXACTLY one inch out of reach. Every time.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mobile #ResidentEvil game launches is less than an hour!
November 18, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I want one of those pancake machines that hotels have
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
MAZE the comic book was 30% funded after 1 day! 🥹🥹 I have never felt so supported before! Thank you all!
If this momentum keeps up I might actually be able to make PRINT COPIES!
Link to the kckstarter below!
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I launched a kickstarter yesterday-ish, and before I even ran any promotions or sent links out in my socials I had 4 backers!
I honestly put this together thinking nothing would come of it [because I have that pessimist brain that says i will fail at everything] but this might actually come through!
November 13, 2025 at 2:29 PM
MAZE 1: Staken, not Stirred, via @Kickstarter www.kickstarter.com/projects/oll...
November 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I am trying to watch Weak Hero but it is a VERY slow burn that drags the time with very slow conversations.
"Get off my desk"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"What did you just say?"
20 seconds of intense silence.
"You heard me."
20 seconds of intense silence.
"Say that again."

Its a slog.
November 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Decisions decisions.

I have free time. Do I play Fallout 76, or do I work on my campaign in Foundry vtt?
November 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When I was in high school I used makeup to put dark circles under my eyes.

Now I use makeup to hide them.
November 7, 2025 at 9:58 PM
This is all I do on Facebook anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Zootopida is a zombie movie. Fight me.
November 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Just saw a crucifix and it gave me a gnarly idea for a kite
November 3, 2025 at 5:23 PM
1: "up in the sky! It's a bird!"
2: "No, it's a plane!"
3: "Who loves a fuck?! There's a giant alien monster destroying the city and eating people!"
October 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A zombie apocalypse started by a bad batch of viagra.

They take the pill, have a heart attack... but then, they rise again.

They're called stiffs.
October 12, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Movie/series idea;
A group is selected to colonize a new planet. They say goodbye to their loved ones and go into cryogenic freezing because its a 200 year journey.
200 years later they arrive and find the planet is already colonized (cont)
September 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Y'all... I just noticed the Arrivals board in the Peak airport is morse code and lists the game developers
August 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Y'all... I just heard the Backstreet Boys are, in fact, back.
According to the Backstreet Boys, "As long as there is music we'll be coming back again"

Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
August 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
According to the Backstreet Boys, "As long as there is music we'll be coming back again"

Last I checked, there is still music... so, are they coming back?
August 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
A zombie apocalypse that begins because capitalist billionaires develop a method of resurrecting bodies for free labor.

It goes wrong.
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Amazing art from my friend, Luzy, commemorating our time spent playing Red Dead Redemption 2 together
August 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM