Now for some reason, imagining that same thing but this time I'm dressed as a vampire holding onto an inflatable mallet makes the whole experience a lot easier to revisit.

I occasionally have these flashbacks where I'm looking at what's happening through the eyes of someone else. So I can see 'me' watching on helplessly as tables get flipped, displays get torn down and pretty much any object that's not tethered to the floor gets launched.

Wilful delusion is a powerful thing.

My students liked these arithmetic sequence number puzzles when we were trying to learn something similar. mathequalslove.net/step-puzzles/

That is so so good. I am in awe.

I don't play Wobbly Life, my kids do. It's brilliant though.

It's so tedious and it does nothing beneficial.

Of course a news article about a man who scored for Scotland's men's team is talking about the men's World Cup and not the women's, or the U/19s, or the Blind World Cup, or the Rugby World Cup.

Honestly, a nation governed by 90 year olds and led by a paedo crook daring to lecture us

Yes. After about a minute. I could remember everything else he asked about the hotel I was staying at and the flight back but my name just vanished from my memory.

I got interviewed at passport control in Vegas and completely forgot my middle name. Does that count?

Thank you.