Oliver Berisford
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Oliver Berisford
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Feet on the ground, head in the sky.
Had the misfortune of listening to Radio One for the first time in forever this morning. Not to be a complete boomer but fuck me, modern popular music is shit isn’t it?
February 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Went off with a knock vs. Newcastle. Not everything has to be a big deal.
February 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The ability of both Liverpool and Arsenal fans to make out like there’s a massive refereeing conspiracy solely against their respective teams is equally irritating as it is hilarious.
February 12, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I know it’s not all it’s cracked up to be, and I’m looking in with rose tinted glasses (and a certain sense of nostalgia) but New York truly is magic and I can’t wait to return one day.
February 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Funny cause this is exactly what Haaland meant. He’s won everything in club football at 24, these lot are pulling this, being second having won nothing for years. They truly need to be humble.
February 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
On Thursday I watched Marcel The Shell With Shoes On for the first time and I’ve thought about very little since.
January 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
You come to me, at 1:48am on New Year’s Day, to tell me that The Godfather 2 is on tv?

Sold.
January 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Joe Pesci following up Goodfellas with Home Alone truly was the definition of range.
December 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Just clocked that we’re past the shortest day, eat a dick winter, longer nights are coming
December 22, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Mental how there’ll never be a band that come close to being as good as The Smiths init
December 12, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Very grateful that leaving Twitter coincided with City becoming shit.
December 11, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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I believe in religious freedoms. I do not support forcing people to take part in gestures that clash with their stated religious beliefs. If someone is selectively applying those beliefs towards bigotry and not other parts of their religion, they can do that, but I am entitled to judge them for it.
December 6, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Manchester is a city which prides itself on it’s gay community, Canal street etc. Those player, and the personnel who allowed them to do this, should be ashamed of themselves.
December 5, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Sometimes I like to stop what I’m doing and have staring contests with the cat.
December 3, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Ipswich who are also partnered with a betting company and a brewery. I can assume we’ll get a similar statement from hun re. these links too?
December 2, 2024 at 6:55 PM
We’ve got to leave Brat and Charlie XCX in 2024, she’s shite.
November 30, 2024 at 11:56 AM
If the England tail don’t block out until Stokes is able to get this century then honestly what’s the point?
November 30, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Tank szn we are back babyyyyyy
FROM SHAMS:

Brooklyn Nets rising star Cam Thomas will miss three to four weeks due to a left hamstring strain, sources told ESPN. Thomas ranks 14th in the NBA in scoring, averaging career highs of 24.7 points on 46.1% shooting from the field and 38.9% from 3. https://t.co/x0W20uCnAT
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FROM SHAMS: Brooklyn Nets rising star Cam Thomas will miss three to four weeks due to a left hamstring strain, sources told ESPN. Thomas ranks 14th in the NBA in scoring, averaging career highs of 24.7 points on 46.1% shooting from the field and 38.9% from 3. https://t.co/x0W20uCnAT
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November 27, 2024 at 6:49 PM
He’s 100% running in 2028 isn’t he?
Musk hasn't left Trump's side for 19 days straight. Sunday Trump went golfing by himself to get away from Musk.
November 25, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Ran for the first time in years tonight and didn’t die, a win is a win.
November 25, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Not to be a Scrooge but the number of Christmas trees going up pre 1st December this year is mad.
November 24, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Finally getting round to watching this, which I’m very excited about. Been a long time coming, cause lord knows how much I love ILD.
November 23, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Very excited to one day vicariously go through my children’s emo phase with them.
November 21, 2024 at 8:56 AM
Colder weather and Jazz are synonymous and it’s one of the few things about this time of year that are enjoyable.
November 12, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Strongly maintain that Only You by Yazoo is one of the most stunning songs ever recorded.
November 10, 2024 at 12:22 AM