not to Dear Diary but I think I’m crashing the fuck out
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
not to Dear Diary but I think I’m crashing the fuck out
How mature do u have to be to cull your followers and following to the 3rd circle even ?
November 15, 2025 at 8:44 PM
How mature do u have to be to cull your followers and following to the 3rd circle even ?
Oh btw I’m still beefing with the NHS & private pharmacy because no one can do their job ? Fair considering the state of things but
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh btw I’m still beefing with the NHS & private pharmacy because no one can do their job ? Fair considering the state of things but
Reminder for myself: Megamind & Brat think piece
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Reminder for myself: Megamind & Brat think piece
I don’t… really know or care
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I don’t… really know or care
No we’re not doing elf on the shelf this year we’re doing squirt on the skirt
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
No we’re not doing elf on the shelf this year we’re doing squirt on the skirt
Get your knickers off get your knockers out
November 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Get your knickers off get your knockers out
Balls-deep breeding in Berwick-upon-Tweed
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Balls-deep breeding in Berwick-upon-Tweed
I think. I want to touch myself
November 12, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I think. I want to touch myself
God hates fags ! God hates fags !
Put that shit out it’s not classAy get a baaaaaaaaaaaaag
Put that shit out it’s not classAy get a baaaaaaaaaaaaag
November 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
God hates fags ! God hates fags !
Put that shit out it’s not classAy get a baaaaaaaaaaaaag
Put that shit out it’s not classAy get a baaaaaaaaaaaaag
Need u like I need 2 p
November 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Need u like I need 2 p
Sorry not arsed unless we’re gonna be cosmically intertwined or shag every week
November 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Sorry not arsed unless we’re gonna be cosmically intertwined or shag every week
Tonight certainly smells like a *sniff sniff sniff* 3 day bender
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Tonight certainly smells like a *sniff sniff sniff* 3 day bender
Soz that Traitors finale was the best possible scenario
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Soz that Traitors finale was the best possible scenario
the lid of the box hitting Joe was the traitor all along
November 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
the lid of the box hitting Joe was the traitor all along
I wonder if the smell of the kilo of onion and garlic I ate will be balanced out by a tub of mint choc chip ice cream ?
November 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I wonder if the smell of the kilo of onion and garlic I ate will be balanced out by a tub of mint choc chip ice cream ?
I’m fine, I’m literally fine. Apologies. Maaaad irritable on roaccutane I’ve been snapping at everyone for months
Lily Allen…. What ? Deffo not for me… admittedly I do like artists and songs that evolve, are unique or sound earwormy :(
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m fine, I’m literally fine. Apologies. Maaaad irritable on roaccutane I’ve been snapping at everyone for months
Lily Allen…. What ? Deffo not for me… admittedly I do like artists and songs that evolve, are unique or sound earwormy :(
November 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Lily Allen…. What ? Deffo not for me… admittedly I do like artists and songs that evolve, are unique or sound earwormy :(
I mean you like what you like luv is luv and all that I’m one to talk don’t wanna yuck someone’s yum but FUCK cucumbers man
November 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I mean you like what you like luv is luv and all that I’m one to talk don’t wanna yuck someone’s yum but FUCK cucumbers man
Yh yh yh yh yh uh huh
November 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Yh yh yh yh yh uh huh
Point in watching Drag Race UK without Sally™️
November 1, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Point in watching Drag Race UK without Sally™️
U was at the club (bottoms up) [save me]
October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
U was at the club (bottoms up) [save me]