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Ghoul Hand Luke
@oldsquid.bsky.social
Old USN dude, OEF & Desert-Sx; now middle management. Geek, writer, cynic, interracial adoptive father. Member of the Pact Act club. Appalachian in exile. Erudite shitkicker, always looking for suspects.
Monday comin’.
December 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
“Welcome to my lair, Batman; as you can see, the entire Rogue’s Gallery has assembled to ensure that you never leave here alive, hoo-hoo-hahahaha.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 11:16 AM
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The meme comes to life.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
December 6, 2025 at 1:06 PM
“BECAUSE SHE GOT A *GREAT* ASS”

#lordoftheheat
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“It comes to you, this stuff just flies through the air, they send this information "beamed" out over the fucking place, you just got to know how to grab it. I know how to grab it.”

#lordoftheheat
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Art imitates life.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I guess at this point it doesn’t hold any more emotional weight for me than high school or college. I don’t want to be the last guy at a party that ended 10 years ago; don’t want to be wearing a fraternity ring at 55. Life is more serious than that.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
This domain has created dorks the likes of which never have been seen before by mankind.

Referring to yourself as a creature who lives in total darkness, subsisting on blood and insects while wallowing in feces? Sounds about right.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s that time of year where the wife reminds me that Billy Bob’s BAD SANTA character is me if I’d made just one or two more bad decisions in life, and that I’m 75% there already.
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
November 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
“You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Hanging out with has-been rock stars at sporting events definitely qualifies as “work”.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
November 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
HAIL PAIMON
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
November 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me: dunno but maybe a generation of officers obsessively watching ‘300’ taught them that losing was acceptable if you lost while looking g cool and macho

GWOT: heh heh, not true, now here’s a bunch of GIFs from ‘WARFARE’ set in a conflict we famously won
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I get it now, RFK Jr is Peter Gabriel’s Wario
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM