Ghoul Hand Luke
@oldsquid.bsky.social
Old USN dude, OEF & Desert-Sx; now middle management. Geek, writer, cynic, interracial adoptive father. Member of the Pact Act club. Appalachian in exile. Erudite shitkicker, always looking for suspects.
“Welcome to my lair, Batman; as you can see, the entire Rogue’s Gallery has assembled to ensure that you never leave here alive, hoo-hoo-hahahaha.”
December 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
“Welcome to my lair, Batman; as you can see, the entire Rogue’s Gallery has assembled to ensure that you never leave here alive, hoo-hoo-hahahaha.”
The meme comes to life.
December 6, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The meme comes to life.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“It comes to you, this stuff just flies through the air, they send this information "beamed" out over the fucking place, you just got to know how to grab it. I know how to grab it.”
#lordoftheheat
#lordoftheheat
December 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
“It comes to you, this stuff just flies through the air, they send this information "beamed" out over the fucking place, you just got to know how to grab it. I know how to grab it.”
#lordoftheheat
#lordoftheheat
Art imitates life.
December 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Art imitates life.
I guess at this point it doesn’t hold any more emotional weight for me than high school or college. I don’t want to be the last guy at a party that ended 10 years ago; don’t want to be wearing a fraternity ring at 55. Life is more serious than that.
December 4, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I guess at this point it doesn’t hold any more emotional weight for me than high school or college. I don’t want to be the last guy at a party that ended 10 years ago; don’t want to be wearing a fraternity ring at 55. Life is more serious than that.
This domain has created dorks the likes of which never have been seen before by mankind.
Referring to yourself as a creature who lives in total darkness, subsisting on blood and insects while wallowing in feces? Sounds about right.
Referring to yourself as a creature who lives in total darkness, subsisting on blood and insects while wallowing in feces? Sounds about right.
December 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This domain has created dorks the likes of which never have been seen before by mankind.
Referring to yourself as a creature who lives in total darkness, subsisting on blood and insects while wallowing in feces? Sounds about right.
Referring to yourself as a creature who lives in total darkness, subsisting on blood and insects while wallowing in feces? Sounds about right.
It’s that time of year where the wife reminds me that Billy Bob’s BAD SANTA character is me if I’d made just one or two more bad decisions in life, and that I’m 75% there already.
December 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
It’s that time of year where the wife reminds me that Billy Bob’s BAD SANTA character is me if I’d made just one or two more bad decisions in life, and that I’m 75% there already.
“You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
“You can breathe, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that.”
Hanging out with has-been rock stars at sporting events definitely qualifies as “work”.
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hanging out with has-been rock stars at sporting events definitely qualifies as “work”.
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bringing out this all-time banger from @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
Me: dunno but maybe a generation of officers obsessively watching ‘300’ taught them that losing was acceptable if you lost while looking g cool and macho
GWOT: heh heh, not true, now here’s a bunch of GIFs from ‘WARFARE’ set in a conflict we famously won
GWOT: heh heh, not true, now here’s a bunch of GIFs from ‘WARFARE’ set in a conflict we famously won
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Me: dunno but maybe a generation of officers obsessively watching ‘300’ taught them that losing was acceptable if you lost while looking g cool and macho
GWOT: heh heh, not true, now here’s a bunch of GIFs from ‘WARFARE’ set in a conflict we famously won
GWOT: heh heh, not true, now here’s a bunch of GIFs from ‘WARFARE’ set in a conflict we famously won
I get it now, RFK Jr is Peter Gabriel’s Wario
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I get it now, RFK Jr is Peter Gabriel’s Wario