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@oldmanshoes.bsky.social
He/him. Dog dad. Mostly correct opinions. Feral weirdo posting into the void.
One candle for each Palestinian child killed every day.
J/k it would be more than twice that many candles.
J/k it would be more than twice that many candles.
November 21, 2023 at 11:20 PM
One candle for each Palestinian child killed every day.
J/k it would be more than twice that many candles.
J/k it would be more than twice that many candles.
Remember, if you see a cybertruck in the wild, it is totally safe and legal to unload your carry pistol into the side panels. It's what they're made for.
November 1, 2023 at 2:18 PM
Remember, if you see a cybertruck in the wild, it is totally safe and legal to unload your carry pistol into the side panels. It's what they're made for.
Guess I'm going to have to change his diet
October 26, 2023 at 4:09 PM
Guess I'm going to have to change his diet
Seeing Franciscan friars out doing regular people shit is wild to me. Just out buying a 40 of Icehouse from the corner store like you're not wearing wizard robes.
October 11, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Seeing Franciscan friars out doing regular people shit is wild to me. Just out buying a 40 of Icehouse from the corner store like you're not wearing wizard robes.
Mercedes w123 series please and thank you
October 9, 2023 at 9:03 PM
Mercedes w123 series please and thank you
Can't lose followers you don't have.
#freepalestine
#freepalestine
October 9, 2023 at 5:44 PM
Can't lose followers you don't have.
#freepalestine
#freepalestine
In 4th grade I took every accelerated reader test and picked C for every answer. They promised a pizza party if anyone in my class had the highest score in the school. I had the highest score in the school district.
That was the day I peaked. It's been all downhill since then.
That was the day I peaked. It's been all downhill since then.
October 9, 2023 at 12:16 AM
In 4th grade I took every accelerated reader test and picked C for every answer. They promised a pizza party if anyone in my class had the highest score in the school. I had the highest score in the school district.
That was the day I peaked. It's been all downhill since then.
That was the day I peaked. It's been all downhill since then.
*Tragedy occurs*
Half of Twitter: oh yeah, gonna score some internet points
Half of Twitter: oh yeah, gonna score some internet points
October 8, 2023 at 8:23 PM
*Tragedy occurs*
Half of Twitter: oh yeah, gonna score some internet points
Half of Twitter: oh yeah, gonna score some internet points
On my ride home, NPR reported as fact that Tortuguita "fired four times" at officers despite the autopsy showing that he was seated, hands in the air, and had no gunpowder residue on his hands.
Cut to a fundraising pitch where they advertise "unbiased news" as a major service they offer.
Cut to a fundraising pitch where they advertise "unbiased news" as a major service they offer.
October 6, 2023 at 9:21 PM
On my ride home, NPR reported as fact that Tortuguita "fired four times" at officers despite the autopsy showing that he was seated, hands in the air, and had no gunpowder residue on his hands.
Cut to a fundraising pitch where they advertise "unbiased news" as a major service they offer.
Cut to a fundraising pitch where they advertise "unbiased news" as a major service they offer.
Yes it's funny that Commander bites the secret service, but I just found it he's barely 2. Anyone who has raised a GSD puppy knows this is the baby shark phase. Biting everything is literally like half of how they experience the world.
But good boy.
But good boy.
October 3, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Yes it's funny that Commander bites the secret service, but I just found it he's barely 2. Anyone who has raised a GSD puppy knows this is the baby shark phase. Biting everything is literally like half of how they experience the world.
But good boy.
But good boy.
There's nothing worse than making a great joke and having to explain it.
Jokes are like frogs. You can dissect them to demonstrate how they work, but by then they're already dead.
Jokes are like frogs. You can dissect them to demonstrate how they work, but by then they're already dead.
September 29, 2023 at 9:57 PM
There's nothing worse than making a great joke and having to explain it.
Jokes are like frogs. You can dissect them to demonstrate how they work, but by then they're already dead.
Jokes are like frogs. You can dissect them to demonstrate how they work, but by then they're already dead.