Alx 🔞
@oldmanevans.bsky.social
Bi 🏳️🌈 He/They. 40+. Union Member. Rational progressive trying not to die in the USA. Sommelier of smut, clitlature and fapware. RPG designer/writer. Maker of worlds, master of none. No longer making sharable content for D&D. End ICE. Destroy Israel.
Sorry it is banned. I brought it up without researching the current pro tour lists. The Leylines have been out since January apparently. It looks like the just simple prowess creatures and this lil asshole are dominating. It feels like a a skill issue to me.
June 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sorry it is banned. I brought it up without researching the current pro tour lists. The Leylines have been out since January apparently. It looks like the just simple prowess creatures and this lil asshole are dominating. It feels like a a skill issue to me.
Right? Like if there running this bullshit, maybe keep 4 one drop removals or 4 combo removal in your list. It’s the fling decks all over again. Bounce or remove the creature as soon as it’s cast and they can’t attack you or sac it before priority returns to them.
June 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Right? Like if there running this bullshit, maybe keep 4 one drop removals or 4 combo removal in your list. It’s the fling decks all over again. Bounce or remove the creature as soon as it’s cast and they can’t attack you or sac it before priority returns to them.
They’re using a fucking airport! This isn’t a detention facility, it’s a private human trafficking platform.
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June 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
They’re using a fucking airport! This isn’t a detention facility, it’s a private human trafficking platform.
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Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
June 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Without saying your age, who was your first animated crush?
If I get moe than 2 likes I'll be shocked.
June 1, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If I get moe than 2 likes I'll be shocked.
Re-posting to update with Rivals pic.
Favorite X-Man: Emma Frost
Magneto can’t move past his eX(avier) boyfriend bullshit, so it’s her.
Best X-Man: Storm
Objectively better at using near unlimited power than anyone else. Does not tolerate warlords, colonizers or inequitable relationships.
Favorite X-Man: Emma Frost
Magneto can’t move past his eX(avier) boyfriend bullshit, so it’s her.
Best X-Man: Storm
Objectively better at using near unlimited power than anyone else. Does not tolerate warlords, colonizers or inequitable relationships.
April 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Re-posting to update with Rivals pic.
Favorite X-Man: Emma Frost
Magneto can’t move past his eX(avier) boyfriend bullshit, so it’s her.
Best X-Man: Storm
Objectively better at using near unlimited power than anyone else. Does not tolerate warlords, colonizers or inequitable relationships.
Favorite X-Man: Emma Frost
Magneto can’t move past his eX(avier) boyfriend bullshit, so it’s her.
Best X-Man: Storm
Objectively better at using near unlimited power than anyone else. Does not tolerate warlords, colonizers or inequitable relationships.
This show was peak 90’s cgi and design. If they ever resurrect Babylon 5 it could go so much harder with modern animation.
March 19, 2025 at 11:42 AM
This show was peak 90’s cgi and design. If they ever resurrect Babylon 5 it could go so much harder with modern animation.
30 Day Video Game Challenge Day 30!!!
Favorite Game Overall per System:
NES - Tetris
Sega Genesis - Ultimate MK 3
SNES - Super Street 11 Fighter Turbo
Gameboy Color - Pokemon Red
N64 - LoZ Ocarina of Time
Xbox - Halo
Gamecube - Animal Crossing
Xbox 360 - ES IV Oblivion
Wii - Mario Party 9
Favorite Game Overall per System:
NES - Tetris
Sega Genesis - Ultimate MK 3
SNES - Super Street 11 Fighter Turbo
Gameboy Color - Pokemon Red
N64 - LoZ Ocarina of Time
Xbox - Halo
Gamecube - Animal Crossing
Xbox 360 - ES IV Oblivion
Wii - Mario Party 9
January 31, 2025 at 2:32 AM
30 Day Video Game Challenge Day 30!!!
Favorite Game Overall per System:
NES - Tetris
Sega Genesis - Ultimate MK 3
SNES - Super Street 11 Fighter Turbo
Gameboy Color - Pokemon Red
N64 - LoZ Ocarina of Time
Xbox - Halo
Gamecube - Animal Crossing
Xbox 360 - ES IV Oblivion
Wii - Mario Party 9
Favorite Game Overall per System:
NES - Tetris
Sega Genesis - Ultimate MK 3
SNES - Super Street 11 Fighter Turbo
Gameboy Color - Pokemon Red
N64 - LoZ Ocarina of Time
Xbox - Halo
Gamecube - Animal Crossing
Xbox 360 - ES IV Oblivion
Wii - Mario Party 9
Day 28 - Favorite Genere
Adult Visual Novels/story games
>_> Listen... Finding one with well written characters, great art, noy too cringy scenarios (it's still porn) and plot progression. It's just peak enjoyment.
Adult Visual Novels/story games
>_> Listen... Finding one with well written characters, great art, noy too cringy scenarios (it's still porn) and plot progression. It's just peak enjoyment.
January 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Day 28 - Favorite Genere
Adult Visual Novels/story games
>_> Listen... Finding one with well written characters, great art, noy too cringy scenarios (it's still porn) and plot progression. It's just peak enjoyment.
Adult Visual Novels/story games
>_> Listen... Finding one with well written characters, great art, noy too cringy scenarios (it's still porn) and plot progression. It's just peak enjoyment.
30 Days of Video Games challenge.
Day 25 Fav Supporting/Side Character
Hear me out… Moxxi.
Her arc through all of Borderlands games is hilarious and her character is more than just a great cleavage.
Day 25 Fav Supporting/Side Character
Hear me out… Moxxi.
Her arc through all of Borderlands games is hilarious and her character is more than just a great cleavage.
January 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
30 Days of Video Games challenge.
Day 25 Fav Supporting/Side Character
Hear me out… Moxxi.
Her arc through all of Borderlands games is hilarious and her character is more than just a great cleavage.
Day 25 Fav Supporting/Side Character
Hear me out… Moxxi.
Her arc through all of Borderlands games is hilarious and her character is more than just a great cleavage.
Day 15! Most overrated game.
Sims 4
It didn’t improve on much and launch and it’s “expanded” content from pervious games included removing parts of the game and reselling it to you as dlc. It’s wasn’t amazing 15 years ago and it’s still kinda shit today.
Sims 4
It didn’t improve on much and launch and it’s “expanded” content from pervious games included removing parts of the game and reselling it to you as dlc. It’s wasn’t amazing 15 years ago and it’s still kinda shit today.
January 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Day 15! Most overrated game.
Sims 4
It didn’t improve on much and launch and it’s “expanded” content from pervious games included removing parts of the game and reselling it to you as dlc. It’s wasn’t amazing 15 years ago and it’s still kinda shit today.
Sims 4
It didn’t improve on much and launch and it’s “expanded” content from pervious games included removing parts of the game and reselling it to you as dlc. It’s wasn’t amazing 15 years ago and it’s still kinda shit today.
Day 9: Fav Antagonist
Crawmerax the Invincible. The real ones know this boss lack any narrative in BL2 was so hard that you had to cheat in order to get gear good enough to challenge them fairly.
Crawmerax the Invincible. The real ones know this boss lack any narrative in BL2 was so hard that you had to cheat in order to get gear good enough to challenge them fairly.
January 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Day 9: Fav Antagonist
Crawmerax the Invincible. The real ones know this boss lack any narrative in BL2 was so hard that you had to cheat in order to get gear good enough to challenge them fairly.
Crawmerax the Invincible. The real ones know this boss lack any narrative in BL2 was so hard that you had to cheat in order to get gear good enough to challenge them fairly.
30 day Videogame Challenge week 2:
Day 8: Fav Protagonist
The Courier of Courier Six from Fallout New Vegas.
The options for your character are some of the most fun rpg writing I’ve ever read. The voice acting in fallout 4 was cool, but often not as good as me saying the lines in my own head.
Day 8: Fav Protagonist
The Courier of Courier Six from Fallout New Vegas.
The options for your character are some of the most fun rpg writing I’ve ever read. The voice acting in fallout 4 was cool, but often not as good as me saying the lines in my own head.
January 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
30 day Videogame Challenge week 2:
Day 8: Fav Protagonist
The Courier of Courier Six from Fallout New Vegas.
The options for your character are some of the most fun rpg writing I’ve ever read. The voice acting in fallout 4 was cool, but often not as good as me saying the lines in my own head.
Day 8: Fav Protagonist
The Courier of Courier Six from Fallout New Vegas.
The options for your character are some of the most fun rpg writing I’ve ever read. The voice acting in fallout 4 was cool, but often not as good as me saying the lines in my own head.
Day 5!
Game that deserves a remake:
Stellar 7
We don’t see many scifi vehicle combat games anymore. This one let you pilot a super tank that could jump, dash and drop mines behind you. Fighting in an alien wasteland, trying to survive wave after wave of enemies.
Game that deserves a remake:
Stellar 7
We don’t see many scifi vehicle combat games anymore. This one let you pilot a super tank that could jump, dash and drop mines behind you. Fighting in an alien wasteland, trying to survive wave after wave of enemies.
January 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Day 5!
Game that deserves a remake:
Stellar 7
We don’t see many scifi vehicle combat games anymore. This one let you pilot a super tank that could jump, dash and drop mines behind you. Fighting in an alien wasteland, trying to survive wave after wave of enemies.
Game that deserves a remake:
Stellar 7
We don’t see many scifi vehicle combat games anymore. This one let you pilot a super tank that could jump, dash and drop mines behind you. Fighting in an alien wasteland, trying to survive wave after wave of enemies.
Joining the 30 day video game challenge!
First game: Missile Command for the Atari 2600
Most hours in game: Skyrim, easily 11k hours thanks to mods, lovers lab, and xbox achievement hunting.
Hardest Boss: Arteria in Armor Core 4 Answer.
Currently Playing: backlog of VN’s and PNC adventures
First game: Missile Command for the Atari 2600
Most hours in game: Skyrim, easily 11k hours thanks to mods, lovers lab, and xbox achievement hunting.
Hardest Boss: Arteria in Armor Core 4 Answer.
Currently Playing: backlog of VN’s and PNC adventures
January 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Joining the 30 day video game challenge!
First game: Missile Command for the Atari 2600
Most hours in game: Skyrim, easily 11k hours thanks to mods, lovers lab, and xbox achievement hunting.
Hardest Boss: Arteria in Armor Core 4 Answer.
Currently Playing: backlog of VN’s and PNC adventures
First game: Missile Command for the Atari 2600
Most hours in game: Skyrim, easily 11k hours thanks to mods, lovers lab, and xbox achievement hunting.
Hardest Boss: Arteria in Armor Core 4 Answer.
Currently Playing: backlog of VN’s and PNC adventures
Seriously, look at this buff ass furry nerd and tell me otherwise.
December 25, 2024 at 5:04 AM
Seriously, look at this buff ass furry nerd and tell me otherwise.
My favorite bit of Christmas media still has to be the Hogfather. Death himself(in this universe they’re a he) has to take up the mantle of holiday cheer to keep lit the hopes of humanity that the sun will rise yet again. Please give it a read or watch!
December 25, 2024 at 3:59 AM
My favorite bit of Christmas media still has to be the Hogfather. Death himself(in this universe they’re a he) has to take up the mantle of holiday cheer to keep lit the hopes of humanity that the sun will rise yet again. Please give it a read or watch!
Deck the halls!! Fill the TL with robot buddies from MTG!
December 25, 2024 at 3:26 AM
Deck the halls!! Fill the TL with robot buddies from MTG!
“You shall be visited by three sprits this eve.”
Art by @ladysantos.bsky.social
Art by @ladysantos.bsky.social
December 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
“You shall be visited by three sprits this eve.”
Art by @ladysantos.bsky.social
Art by @ladysantos.bsky.social
I feel like the top/front faceless face armor aesthetic has been one of my favs since the late 90’s.
December 13, 2024 at 2:28 PM
I feel like the top/front faceless face armor aesthetic has been one of my favs since the late 90’s.
::checks notes::
That bounty was to incentivize cops and not plebs. Get fucked.
That bounty was to incentivize cops and not plebs. Get fucked.
December 10, 2024 at 5:56 PM
::checks notes::
That bounty was to incentivize cops and not plebs. Get fucked.
That bounty was to incentivize cops and not plebs. Get fucked.