Old Grease
@oldgrease.bsky.social
Radical lover of words, wisdom and music. I have few clues of what I am doing. I have purposely trained myself wrong. As a joke.
@colormind.bsky.social
Howdy, Mr T.
Respectfully, I had trouble going along with the whole teacher schtick during your stream..
...until you were like "like with my actual students," or whatever you so confidently said that convinced me that you deserved all of that respect.
Anyway, (cont...)
Howdy, Mr T.
Respectfully, I had trouble going along with the whole teacher schtick during your stream..
...until you were like "like with my actual students," or whatever you so confidently said that convinced me that you deserved all of that respect.
Anyway, (cont...)
November 26, 2025 at 7:03 AM
@colormind.bsky.social
Howdy, Mr T.
Respectfully, I had trouble going along with the whole teacher schtick during your stream..
...until you were like "like with my actual students," or whatever you so confidently said that convinced me that you deserved all of that respect.
Anyway, (cont...)
Howdy, Mr T.
Respectfully, I had trouble going along with the whole teacher schtick during your stream..
...until you were like "like with my actual students," or whatever you so confidently said that convinced me that you deserved all of that respect.
Anyway, (cont...)
Gimme that spark, I'll pull some rabbits outta hats
But gimme Rat Park, I'll pull some habits outta rats.
If you get this rhyme, we can probably be good friends.
But gimme Rat Park, I'll pull some habits outta rats.
If you get this rhyme, we can probably be good friends.
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Gimme that spark, I'll pull some rabbits outta hats
But gimme Rat Park, I'll pull some habits outta rats.
If you get this rhyme, we can probably be good friends.
But gimme Rat Park, I'll pull some habits outta rats.
If you get this rhyme, we can probably be good friends.
October 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
No thoughts. Just clouds of weed smoke and Gorillaz.
October 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
No thoughts. Just clouds of weed smoke and Gorillaz.
There are hidden gems in swearing in silly ways, like "what the shit," but I can't tell if I should immediately regret or save "oh my dick."
Yeah that one felt very silly, but kinda weird.
Yeah that one felt very silly, but kinda weird.
October 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
There are hidden gems in swearing in silly ways, like "what the shit," but I can't tell if I should immediately regret or save "oh my dick."
Yeah that one felt very silly, but kinda weird.
Yeah that one felt very silly, but kinda weird.
@michaelburns.bsky.social brooooooooo I just thought of this* and I'm so smugly proud:
When you deify a human being, you dehumanise yourself.
Like the more I think about adjacent things I've learned from philosophy, I know I've learned and/or heard at least relevant ideas,
When you deify a human being, you dehumanise yourself.
Like the more I think about adjacent things I've learned from philosophy, I know I've learned and/or heard at least relevant ideas,
October 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
@michaelburns.bsky.social brooooooooo I just thought of this* and I'm so smugly proud:
When you deify a human being, you dehumanise yourself.
Like the more I think about adjacent things I've learned from philosophy, I know I've learned and/or heard at least relevant ideas,
When you deify a human being, you dehumanise yourself.
Like the more I think about adjacent things I've learned from philosophy, I know I've learned and/or heard at least relevant ideas,
The way every visible drug user asks me for drugs has me thinking.
The autistically bland way I dress makes me look like a square at punk shows, and a punk when I'm smoking on the block.
For the record I love all my neighbours, it's more likely because I say hi or wave to everyone who walks by.
The autistically bland way I dress makes me look like a square at punk shows, and a punk when I'm smoking on the block.
For the record I love all my neighbours, it's more likely because I say hi or wave to everyone who walks by.
October 6, 2025 at 8:24 AM
The way every visible drug user asks me for drugs has me thinking.
The autistically bland way I dress makes me look like a square at punk shows, and a punk when I'm smoking on the block.
For the record I love all my neighbours, it's more likely because I say hi or wave to everyone who walks by.
The autistically bland way I dress makes me look like a square at punk shows, and a punk when I'm smoking on the block.
For the record I love all my neighbours, it's more likely because I say hi or wave to everyone who walks by.
'ti's the season for locally juiced apple juice, and BRUUUUHH I'm already at the last litre of a gallon jug.
It is the nectar of the gods.
Currently wondering if I should keep the jug.
GTG, I crave more juice.
It is the nectar of the gods.
Currently wondering if I should keep the jug.
GTG, I crave more juice.
October 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
'ti's the season for locally juiced apple juice, and BRUUUUHH I'm already at the last litre of a gallon jug.
It is the nectar of the gods.
Currently wondering if I should keep the jug.
GTG, I crave more juice.
It is the nectar of the gods.
Currently wondering if I should keep the jug.
GTG, I crave more juice.
Shrek, you claimed in the past that, and I quote, "ogres are not like cakes."
However, in rebuttal:
However, in rebuttal:
October 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Shrek, you claimed in the past that, and I quote, "ogres are not like cakes."
However, in rebuttal:
However, in rebuttal:
Shout out to the writers on Gen V, because a villain named Dogknot is the best way to say both that he's a complete creep, and that the writers have been to rule 34.
October 4, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Shout out to the writers on Gen V, because a villain named Dogknot is the best way to say both that he's a complete creep, and that the writers have been to rule 34.
Welp.
It's true what that dude said about crossfading weed and alcohol.
The drink is also fairly strong, at 12.5%, but one of those and half of a bc boof are feeling like two of each.
9/10, would recommend.
-1 because it's a little much and I rewrote this ending like five times before giving up.
It's true what that dude said about crossfading weed and alcohol.
The drink is also fairly strong, at 12.5%, but one of those and half of a bc boof are feeling like two of each.
9/10, would recommend.
-1 because it's a little much and I rewrote this ending like five times before giving up.
October 2, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Welp.
It's true what that dude said about crossfading weed and alcohol.
The drink is also fairly strong, at 12.5%, but one of those and half of a bc boof are feeling like two of each.
9/10, would recommend.
-1 because it's a little much and I rewrote this ending like five times before giving up.
It's true what that dude said about crossfading weed and alcohol.
The drink is also fairly strong, at 12.5%, but one of those and half of a bc boof are feeling like two of each.
9/10, would recommend.
-1 because it's a little much and I rewrote this ending like five times before giving up.
I feel like the new episode of Peacemaker doesn't quite accurately portray how frickin ZOOMED Vigilante, Harcourt, Economos and Ads would be after so much coke was thrown around that it coated their clothes.
September 27, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I feel like the new episode of Peacemaker doesn't quite accurately portray how frickin ZOOMED Vigilante, Harcourt, Economos and Ads would be after so much coke was thrown around that it coated their clothes.
Lol I think I just realised "Start Me Up" (Rolling Stones) is about pegging.
September 23, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Lol I think I just realised "Start Me Up" (Rolling Stones) is about pegging.
OK so the impossibility of privacy in modern society is pretty ass...
Except that I hear Jimmy Kimmel want brought back by direct public outcry so much as from internet search trends.
Except that I hear Jimmy Kimmel want brought back by direct public outcry so much as from internet search trends.
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
OK so the impossibility of privacy in modern society is pretty ass...
Except that I hear Jimmy Kimmel want brought back by direct public outcry so much as from internet search trends.
Except that I hear Jimmy Kimmel want brought back by direct public outcry so much as from internet search trends.
Jesse Welles is a hypocrite, but hypocrisy like this hits our hearts because the other side of his hypocrisy makes it seem like he should know better.
In his case way better, but that hits me two ways:
People be terrible *and* great,
I hope people don't forget where he's still absolutely right.
In his case way better, but that hits me two ways:
People be terrible *and* great,
I hope people don't forget where he's still absolutely right.
September 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Jesse Welles is a hypocrite, but hypocrisy like this hits our hearts because the other side of his hypocrisy makes it seem like he should know better.
In his case way better, but that hits me two ways:
People be terrible *and* great,
I hope people don't forget where he's still absolutely right.
In his case way better, but that hits me two ways:
People be terrible *and* great,
I hope people don't forget where he's still absolutely right.
I wonder if Mick Jagger wrote the line "the drummer thinks that he is dynamite" before or after Charlie Watts said "never call me your drummer again."
September 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I wonder if Mick Jagger wrote the line "the drummer thinks that he is dynamite" before or after Charlie Watts said "never call me your drummer again."
@wu-tangclan.bsky.social I'm too curious not to ask where I can: how big is the increase in the stream counts for "Protect Ya Neck" in the last few days?
And PLEASE tell me you have one guess why. Hehehehehehe.
And PLEASE tell me you have one guess why. Hehehehehehe.
September 16, 2025 at 9:06 AM
@wu-tangclan.bsky.social I'm too curious not to ask where I can: how big is the increase in the stream counts for "Protect Ya Neck" in the last few days?
And PLEASE tell me you have one guess why. Hehehehehehe.
And PLEASE tell me you have one guess why. Hehehehehehe.
@michaelburns.bsky.social it is Wednesday, my dude.
September 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
@michaelburns.bsky.social it is Wednesday, my dude.
Cosplaying Gary from Vault 108 (Fallout, forget which one) would feel pretty basic, UNLESS you met enough Garys to be like "Gary!("hey fellow Gary")" and then they'd be like "Gary!("oh what?? sick! Hi!")" and be silly Garys, going around in a group as a Gary of Garys.
Hahaha, Gary! 😀😀😀
Hahaha, Gary! 😀😀😀
September 6, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Cosplaying Gary from Vault 108 (Fallout, forget which one) would feel pretty basic, UNLESS you met enough Garys to be like "Gary!("hey fellow Gary")" and then they'd be like "Gary!("oh what?? sick! Hi!")" and be silly Garys, going around in a group as a Gary of Garys.
Hahaha, Gary! 😀😀😀
Hahaha, Gary! 😀😀😀
@mobiusstripmall.bsky.social you know a character like me has to follow a character like you.
Perfect name. No notes.
Plus I found you while looking through The Jaded Forum's followers, so I can assume you're tuned in enough to reality.
Perfect name. No notes.
Plus I found you while looking through The Jaded Forum's followers, so I can assume you're tuned in enough to reality.
September 6, 2025 at 9:42 AM
@mobiusstripmall.bsky.social you know a character like me has to follow a character like you.
Perfect name. No notes.
Plus I found you while looking through The Jaded Forum's followers, so I can assume you're tuned in enough to reality.
Perfect name. No notes.
Plus I found you while looking through The Jaded Forum's followers, so I can assume you're tuned in enough to reality.
@imixwhatilike.bsky.social are you at all familiar with The Jaded Forum?
Sharp as I aim to be, I'm nowhere near educated enough to grasp how solid these dudes's principles are, but I AM almost certain that you'll appreciate bits.
...and I'm certain you'd be an epic guest.
Sharp as I aim to be, I'm nowhere near educated enough to grasp how solid these dudes's principles are, but I AM almost certain that you'll appreciate bits.
...and I'm certain you'd be an epic guest.
September 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
@imixwhatilike.bsky.social are you at all familiar with The Jaded Forum?
Sharp as I aim to be, I'm nowhere near educated enough to grasp how solid these dudes's principles are, but I AM almost certain that you'll appreciate bits.
...and I'm certain you'd be an epic guest.
Sharp as I aim to be, I'm nowhere near educated enough to grasp how solid these dudes's principles are, but I AM almost certain that you'll appreciate bits.
...and I'm certain you'd be an epic guest.
Just wanna say that DC is already treating Frank Grillo more than well enough compared to Marvel, but I dunno if I gotta yet, because he's captivating me just That much.
Stoked for this season.
Stoked for this season.
August 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just wanna say that DC is already treating Frank Grillo more than well enough compared to Marvel, but I dunno if I gotta yet, because he's captivating me just That much.
Stoked for this season.
Stoked for this season.
I want a short (as in A Short, as in idk if I could squeeze more than 50 minutes out of this idea) sequel to The Master where Joaquin Phoenix's character runs a brewery.
August 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I want a short (as in A Short, as in idk if I could squeeze more than 50 minutes out of this idea) sequel to The Master where Joaquin Phoenix's character runs a brewery.
A Voice spoke to me today and possessed me to write this:
"Son, what in the HECK are you—sigh.
The other night you tried casting something so hi res through that ol' phone of yours, that you had to stick it in your gosh darned freezer just to cool it down.
This is Arlen. We can survive on 720p.
"Son, what in the HECK are you—sigh.
The other night you tried casting something so hi res through that ol' phone of yours, that you had to stick it in your gosh darned freezer just to cool it down.
This is Arlen. We can survive on 720p.
August 11, 2025 at 2:49 AM
A Voice spoke to me today and possessed me to write this:
"Son, what in the HECK are you—sigh.
The other night you tried casting something so hi res through that ol' phone of yours, that you had to stick it in your gosh darned freezer just to cool it down.
This is Arlen. We can survive on 720p.
"Son, what in the HECK are you—sigh.
The other night you tried casting something so hi res through that ol' phone of yours, that you had to stick it in your gosh darned freezer just to cool it down.
This is Arlen. We can survive on 720p.
A lot of art is just a dressed up gofundme.
Like most stories about the struggles of being a writer.
But like good art is like "please don't let me (or anybody) starve or freeze, *and here's why.*"
Like most stories about the struggles of being a writer.
But like good art is like "please don't let me (or anybody) starve or freeze, *and here's why.*"
August 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
A lot of art is just a dressed up gofundme.
Like most stories about the struggles of being a writer.
But like good art is like "please don't let me (or anybody) starve or freeze, *and here's why.*"
Like most stories about the struggles of being a writer.
But like good art is like "please don't let me (or anybody) starve or freeze, *and here's why.*"