And here I am being good at... bullshit office work. I'd literally give my left nut to change places even with Rendon keeping his millions and me making bullshit office money.

I just read the article and spent 5 straight minutes laughing. Here's a summary:
- Two not-fully-mentally-developed texan rednecks wanted to recruit homeless people and train them to raid and coup an island home to 90,000 people. They got caught and their lawyer is the bird from Futurama.

Great minds or something like that