Eris
@oldbayheaux.bsky.social
Sometimes I'm funny, but I'm always a feral magical girl (even if I'm 34) with great eyebrows. 🔞
Pennywise and The Genie (as in Robin Williams Aladdin) do not recognize a linear timeline.
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Pennywise and The Genie (as in Robin Williams Aladdin) do not recognize a linear timeline.
Sitting in the living room watching dumb movies last night and one of the cat toys started moving on its own. I stared, paused the movie, sighed, and told my deceased FIL that I'm NOT turning on the news. Then resumed my movie.
Go haunt another room, Bergie.
Go haunt another room, Bergie.
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Sitting in the living room watching dumb movies last night and one of the cat toys started moving on its own. I stared, paused the movie, sighed, and told my deceased FIL that I'm NOT turning on the news. Then resumed my movie.
Go haunt another room, Bergie.
Go haunt another room, Bergie.
Watching Evangelion for the first time (other than the 50 attempts to finish the first episode)
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Watching Evangelion for the first time (other than the 50 attempts to finish the first episode)
"I dicarus'd too close to the Jon."
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
"I dicarus'd too close to the Jon."
W: a car has many holes
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
W: a car has many holes
J: It's short for Slopabottomus
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
J: It's short for Slopabottomus
J: It's short for Slopabottomus
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
J: It's short for Slopabottomus
Merry Fistmas to all and to all a good fight
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Merry Fistmas to all and to all a good fight
I want a fistopotamus for Fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I want a fistopotamus for Fistmas
Rocking around the Fistmas tree
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Rocking around the Fistmas tree
I saw Mommy fisting Santa Claus
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I saw Mommy fisting Santa Claus
Have a holly jolly Fistmas
…
Somebody waits for you
Fist her once for me
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Somebody waits for you
Fist her once for me
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Have a holly jolly Fistmas
…
Somebody waits for you
Fist her once for me
…
Somebody waits for you
Fist her once for me
Gay-ly they ring while people sing songs of good cheer fistmas is here
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Gay-ly they ring while people sing songs of good cheer fistmas is here
I'm Fister White Fistmas, I'm Fister Snow
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I'm Fister White Fistmas, I'm Fister Snow
Have a holly jolly fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Have a holly jolly fistmas
N: I'll bring joy to your world
A: the lord won't be the only one cumming
A: the lord won't be the only one cumming
December 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
N: I'll bring joy to your world
A: the lord won't be the only one cumming
A: the lord won't be the only one cumming
This Fistmas, somebody's halls are getting decked
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This Fistmas, somebody's halls are getting decked
Last Fistmas I gave you my heart
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Last Fistmas I gave you my heart
All I want for Fistmas is you
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All I want for Fistmas is you
I'll be home for fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I'll be home for fistmas
We wish you a merry fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We wish you a merry fistmas
"With great wiener comes great responsibility."
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
"With great wiener comes great responsibility."