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Eris
@oldbayheaux.bsky.social
Sometimes I'm funny, but I'm always a feral magical girl (even if I'm 34) with great eyebrows. 🔞
Pennywise and The Genie (as in Robin Williams Aladdin) do not recognize a linear timeline.
February 2, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Sitting in the living room watching dumb movies last night and one of the cat toys started moving on its own. I stared, paused the movie, sighed, and told my deceased FIL that I'm NOT turning on the news. Then resumed my movie.

Go haunt another room, Bergie.
January 16, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Watching Evangelion for the first time (other than the 50 attempts to finish the first episode)
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"I dicarus'd too close to the Jon."
January 1, 2026 at 1:09 AM
W: a car has many holes
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
J: It's short for Slopabottomus
December 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
J: It's short for Slopabottomus
December 26, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Merry Fistmas to all and to all a good fight
December 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I want a fistopotamus for Fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Rocking around the Fistmas tree
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I saw Mommy fisting Santa Claus
December 22, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Have a holly jolly Fistmas



Somebody waits for you
Fist her once for me
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Gay-ly they ring while people sing songs of good cheer fistmas is here
December 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I'm Fister White Fistmas, I'm Fister Snow
December 22, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Have a holly jolly fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
N: I'll bring joy to your world
A: the lord won't be the only one cumming
December 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This Fistmas, somebody's halls are getting decked
December 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Last Fistmas I gave you my heart
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
All I want for Fistmas is you
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Feliz Navi-Fist
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
A fistmas festival
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I'll be home for fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Oh fistmas tree
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
We wish you a merry fistmas
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
"With great wiener comes great responsibility."
December 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM