Chris Ruiz
@okchrisruiz.bsky.social
39 🍂 Earthling 1st, New Yorker 2nd 🍂 Lilly and Ezra are my reasons 🍂 Pro Wrestling 🍂 Art & Animation (🚫 AI) 🍂 Kindness is free. 🍂 Profile Picture by @flightybuttlass.bsky.social 🍂 🔗🌳 https://linktr.ee/OKChrisRuiz
Got this hat for $10.
I have successfully Black Friday'd.
I have successfully Black Friday'd.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Got this hat for $10.
I have successfully Black Friday'd.
I have successfully Black Friday'd.
Food for thought.
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Food for thought.
Imagine needing to pretend to be at war to be a proud father.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Imagine needing to pretend to be at war to be a proud father.
I made a very simple Venn diagram.
November 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I made a very simple Venn diagram.
A lot of seasoned vets out there.
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 PM
A lot of seasoned vets out there.
Me if I ever encounter someone with these:
November 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me if I ever encounter someone with these:
The current administration: "We're here to help you."
Also the current administration:
Also the current administration:
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The current administration: "We're here to help you."
Also the current administration:
Also the current administration:
Random cartoon line that lives rent-free in my head:
"I'm a wild pig!" from Rocko's Modern Life
"I'm a wild pig!" from Rocko's Modern Life
November 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Random cartoon line that lives rent-free in my head:
"I'm a wild pig!" from Rocko's Modern Life
"I'm a wild pig!" from Rocko's Modern Life
Can someone decode this post that I'm assuming is referring to Mamdani's win? This is an acquaintance who also lives in NYC. Does it seem vaguely racist to anyone else?
The "OG Ellis Island immigrants?" 🤨 Who's culture is being wiped out? They're Irish, I believe.
The "OG Ellis Island immigrants?" 🤨 Who's culture is being wiped out? They're Irish, I believe.
November 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Can someone decode this post that I'm assuming is referring to Mamdani's win? This is an acquaintance who also lives in NYC. Does it seem vaguely racist to anyone else?
The "OG Ellis Island immigrants?" 🤨 Who's culture is being wiped out? They're Irish, I believe.
The "OG Ellis Island immigrants?" 🤨 Who's culture is being wiped out? They're Irish, I believe.
Me: "I'd love to promote shows again, but I don't have the disposable income, so that would be financially irresponsible of me."
Other Longstanding Promoters:
Other Longstanding Promoters:
November 3, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Me: "I'd love to promote shows again, but I don't have the disposable income, so that would be financially irresponsible of me."
Other Longstanding Promoters:
Other Longstanding Promoters:
Restoring his honor or something.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Restoring his honor or something.
Did I order my son a $10 bag of 36 Jolly Rancher lollipops because we accidentally gave the one he got and was very excited to try away despite the fact that he has already trick-or-treated twice and is about to get a boatload of candy this weekend?
Why yes, yes I did.
Why yes, yes I did.
October 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Did I order my son a $10 bag of 36 Jolly Rancher lollipops because we accidentally gave the one he got and was very excited to try away despite the fact that he has already trick-or-treated twice and is about to get a boatload of candy this weekend?
Why yes, yes I did.
Why yes, yes I did.
My wife is getting our 6yo into Naruto, but the thing is, I've never seen it either. Y'all, what have I been doing not watching this until now? That Zabuza/Haku arc?
October 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
My wife is getting our 6yo into Naruto, but the thing is, I've never seen it either. Y'all, what have I been doing not watching this until now? That Zabuza/Haku arc?
My smart, bananas, funny, caring, creative, strong, assertive, brutally-honest, and altogether one-of-a-kind son. Never a dull moment, and I could never fully capture my love for him in words.
October 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
My smart, bananas, funny, caring, creative, strong, assertive, brutally-honest, and altogether one-of-a-kind son. Never a dull moment, and I could never fully capture my love for him in words.
My knowledge of the NXT product is purely through clips. I haven't watched that brand in many years. With that being said, apart from clearly being an athletic anomaly, Sol Ruca is...
October 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My knowledge of the NXT product is purely through clips. I haven't watched that brand in many years. With that being said, apart from clearly being an athletic anomaly, Sol Ruca is...
This'll be Kris Jenner in a couple more years:
October 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This'll be Kris Jenner in a couple more years:
It's been a while. 📝
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's been a while. 📝
Protein after being added to things unnecessarily:
October 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Protein after being added to things unnecessarily:
Quick PSA/reminder that I do logos for just $25, which is a steal considering I don't mind doing edits. Hit me up if you're interested, or simply spread the word by sharing this. It would be super appreciated!
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Quick PSA/reminder that I do logos for just $25, which is a steal considering I don't mind doing edits. Hit me up if you're interested, or simply spread the word by sharing this. It would be super appreciated!
I wanted to get in on this motivational coffee trend with a quote that really speaks to me.
October 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I wanted to get in on this motivational coffee trend with a quote that really speaks to me.
Pidove is commuting to work with me.
October 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Pidove is commuting to work with me.