2025 47-100% (fashionably late edition), featuring: mishaps, mermaids, and the Mayhem ball

charli x*x was at the same cafe as me today and she clocked me staring way too hard at her with my resting rude face 🤡 fab way to start the new year

I didn’t realise that the Bump app has a ‘drag you to filth’ feature 🥸

generally kinda into the cold london christmas vibes, but just saw oomf in australia post a story of them eating manoushe on a sunny beach, and the homesick is suddenly REAL

In Marrakech, Mitchell and I played a fun game where we each got a colour and had to create an album of things we found of that colour. I think mine turned out cute 🥹

the rizz gap in tech punditry is too much for me !!!

I’ve had to relearn this lesson many times.

gay ppl constantly posting their record collections that they play on a record player and….what…a ue boom? the Bluetooth device is now paired? and vinyl ! No! Stop it!

why some parts of lisbon smelt like if the cum trees drank pineapple juice

deciphering corporate party dress code

leaving my tweets behind is like the burning of aliexpress (lots and lots of questionable garbage, some gems)