The Exception
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Getting away from Elon Musk. South Floridian. We in Lauderdale are not like the rest of the state. Black. Skinny. Taken. FAMU graduate ('01/'03). Gen X. Sports fan. Into a bit of...not everything, but a lot of stuff.
February 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
This is the best episode in a long time. Wonder if it's a coincidence that none of the Junior League Duprees (Chelsea, Naomi, Kat, Martin, et al) is on today. #BeyondTheGates
February 12, 2026 at 7:43 PM
This is the best episode in a long time. Wonder if it's a coincidence that none of the Junior League Duprees (Chelsea, Naomi, Kat, Martin, et al) is on today. #BeyondTheGates
Yeah, Jessica's going to win Platinum Deb. #BeyondTheGates
February 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Yeah, Jessica's going to win Platinum Deb. #BeyondTheGates
Carlton, you got the draws. Stop looking salty. #BeyondTheGates
February 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Carlton, you got the draws. Stop looking salty. #BeyondTheGates
I wonder how long it takes for Jessica to decide she wants to be belle of the ball and become more of a threat than Francesca. #BeyondTheGates
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I wonder how long it takes for Jessica to decide she wants to be belle of the ball and become more of a threat than Francesca. #BeyondTheGates
I'm going to see Kut Klose next Saturday, so I'll be able to answer the second question.
Interesting line up. I need the OG members of dru hill, cause who all them men?😭 does kut klose have enough songs for this? 🫠
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
I'm going to see Kut Klose next Saturday, so I'll be able to answer the second question.
Candace Parker calling a UConn game - right after UConn disposed of Tennessee. This should be interesting.
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Candace Parker calling a UConn game - right after UConn disposed of Tennessee. This should be interesting.
Andre is on Step 1 of allowing Dani to do to him what she allowed Bill to do to her. He needs to create some space.
That said, for the love of everything, he needs to stay away from that basket case in scrubs. #BeyondTheGates
That said, for the love of everything, he needs to stay away from that basket case in scrubs. #BeyondTheGates
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Andre is on Step 1 of allowing Dani to do to him what she allowed Bill to do to her. He needs to create some space.
That said, for the love of everything, he needs to stay away from that basket case in scrubs. #BeyondTheGates
That said, for the love of everything, he needs to stay away from that basket case in scrubs. #BeyondTheGates
Got a strange feeling that Grayson would scrub Derek if they got into it. #BeyondTheGates
January 29, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Got a strange feeling that Grayson would scrub Derek if they got into it. #BeyondTheGates
"Ted looks like a completely different person since our marriage blew up" - Nicole
I am cracking up.
#BeyondTheGates
I am cracking up.
#BeyondTheGates
January 28, 2026 at 7:13 PM
"Ted looks like a completely different person since our marriage blew up" - Nicole
I am cracking up.
#BeyondTheGates
I am cracking up.
#BeyondTheGates
If we don't win the national title, Solo Ball will be the reason.
January 28, 2026 at 1:11 AM
If we don't win the national title, Solo Ball will be the reason.
That man went to Joey's, knowing what he did to Vanessa. Signed his own death warrant. #BeyondTheGates
January 27, 2026 at 7:04 PM
That man went to Joey's, knowing what he did to Vanessa. Signed his own death warrant. #BeyondTheGates
His popping off about Jason Heyward told me all I needed to know. Same with Freddie Freeman and Ronald Acuna.
The couple of times I’ve seen him join MLB broadcasts, I thought he was cool peoples. Nevermind now
How do so many ex-baseball players get CTE
January 26, 2026 at 7:18 PM
His popping off about Jason Heyward told me all I needed to know. Same with Freddie Freeman and Ronald Acuna.
I'm not happy with DD either, but I think his plan deserves a chance. Now if Crawford is hitting .215 on Mother's Day and the Phils are sub-.500, then I'll wholeheartedly agree.
I'll also probably be right in my prediction that the Sixers will have(/are having) a better season than them.
I'll also probably be right in my prediction that the Sixers will have(/are having) a better season than them.
Dave Dombrowski should be fired today.
And I am not joking.
And I am not joking.
🔁 @JeffPassan retweeted
@Alden_Gonzalez Source: The Giants have agreed to a two-year deal with Harrison Bader, accomplishing a major offseason goal of improving their center-field defense.
First: @Ken_Rosenthal
@Alden_Gonzalez Source: The Giants have agreed to a two-year deal with Harrison Bader, accomplishing a major offseason goal of improving their center-field defense.
First: @Ken_Rosenthal
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I'm not happy with DD either, but I think his plan deserves a chance. Now if Crawford is hitting .215 on Mother's Day and the Phils are sub-.500, then I'll wholeheartedly agree.
I'll also probably be right in my prediction that the Sixers will have(/are having) a better season than them.
I'll also probably be right in my prediction that the Sixers will have(/are having) a better season than them.
That's 'Pro Bowl QB Shedeur Sanders'.
Source: Shedeur Sanders named Pro Bowl Games replacement
Browns quarterback Shedeur Sanders is being added to the Pro Bowl Games roster, a source confirmed to ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 26, 2026 at 7:08 PM
That's 'Pro Bowl QB Shedeur Sanders'.
Yeah, she owns part of the team.
Was that Condoleeza Rice in the Bronco's suite?
January 25, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Yeah, she owns part of the team.
I know the WNBA's 14th team didn't lose a game to a mere mortal college team tonight.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I know the WNBA's 14th team didn't lose a game to a mere mortal college team tonight.
Love seeing all the Chris Pratt mentions, and I totally agree. I'd actually go see that Mercy movie if literally anyone else was in it.
Well, anyone except this racist imbecile.
Well, anyone except this racist imbecile.
January 21, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Love seeing all the Chris Pratt mentions, and I totally agree. I'd actually go see that Mercy movie if literally anyone else was in it.
Well, anyone except this racist imbecile.
Well, anyone except this racist imbecile.
My lady: "I'll never get to see (insert group name here) - their tickets are so expensive"
Me, knowing I bought tickets in October to see them the Saturday before her birthday in March:
Me, knowing I bought tickets in October to see them the Saturday before her birthday in March:
a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car looking out the window .
Alt: a man is sitting in the driver 's seat of a car looking out the window .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
My lady: "I'll never get to see (insert group name here) - their tickets are so expensive"
Me, knowing I bought tickets in October to see them the Saturday before her birthday in March:
Me, knowing I bought tickets in October to see them the Saturday before her birthday in March:
Saquon run, Saquon run, incomplete pass. Way too many Eagles possessions have gone that way.
December 29, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Saquon run, Saquon run, incomplete pass. Way too many Eagles possessions have gone that way.
In South Florida we used to call undesirable/unkempt women "foot draggers" or "dirty foots" back in the 90s. Someone even had a song about it, so it was a pretty popular term locally.
TRUE CONFESSIONS
My daughter (an adult) drags her sandaled feet through the house like she is four years old.
How did she forget how to walk by lifting her feet?
Am I the only person who can't stand to hear people who wear slippers or sandals drag their feet when they walk?
It's just me, huh?
My daughter (an adult) drags her sandaled feet through the house like she is four years old.
How did she forget how to walk by lifting her feet?
Am I the only person who can't stand to hear people who wear slippers or sandals drag their feet when they walk?
It's just me, huh?
December 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
In South Florida we used to call undesirable/unkempt women "foot draggers" or "dirty foots" back in the 90s. Someone even had a song about it, so it was a pretty popular term locally.
Crazy as this sounds...Captain America: Civil War is my favorite MCU movie - and I will never watch it again. I felt Tony's perspective at the end way too much.
What's a movie you really enjoyed, but would never watch again?
December 27, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Crazy as this sounds...Captain America: Civil War is my favorite MCU movie - and I will never watch it again. I felt Tony's perspective at the end way too much.
Oh snap! He's signing that song? Wow. #BeyondTheGates
(Props if you know 'why' this song is so relevant)
(Props if you know 'why' this song is so relevant)
December 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh snap! He's signing that song? Wow. #BeyondTheGates
(Props if you know 'why' this song is so relevant)
(Props if you know 'why' this song is so relevant)