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Wild Bill
@ohwildbill.bsky.social
If you're thinking it, I'll likely say it. If you're NOT thinking it, I still might. Buckeyes, Browns, Craft Beer, Bourbon. The rest you'll figure out.
Should be punishable by death. 3 spots from the cart corral.
November 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Y’all remember when LSU vs. USC was a “big game?!?”
November 22, 2024 at 9:38 AM
November 22, 2024 at 10:21 AM
1st catch by a WR 4 mins into the 2nd qtr.
November 22, 2024 at 10:33 AM
@RossBjorkAD @OhioStateFB Watched the L’ville-Miami game last week. Bigger version of this should replace the South Stands. Def be a lot louder. Put suites in the mezzanine for donors. Move students to the sidelines. Make the Shoe a real advantage, not just during night games.
November 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Oh, hai! #bourbon #OHLQ
November 22, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Regardless of how tonight and/or the rest of the series and season go, what the @CleGuardians have done and are doing is still just unreal. It’s already a season of success beyond measure.
November 22, 2024 at 11:07 AM
Le sigh. 🥺

Obligatory “DAMN DAMN DAMN!!!”
November 22, 2024 at 12:07 PM
I always crushed on Abby Elliott when she was on SNL. Downright falling in love with her catching up on @TheBearFX since I was too dumb to watch from the beginning. She’s hilarious and snide and sweet and soulful being the (attempted) voice of reason in a sea of chaos.
November 22, 2024 at 12:15 PM
Got busy at work. 28-18 and Ark St missed 2 FGs?!? They coulda been an onside kick away from the 2nd most hilarious win by an “ASU” in history.
November 22, 2024 at 12:59 PM
November 22, 2024 at 1:26 PM
This is gold.
November 22, 2024 at 1:17 PM
She may as well be listening to her uncle talk about how he dated Marilyn Monroe, struck out Babe Ruth on 3 pitches, fought Cassius Clay to a draw in the Golden Gloves, and won World War I all by himself. #KamalaDestroyedTrump
November 22, 2024 at 1:08 PM
I hate that this still has too much relevance & likelihood to be used to delete it from my phone forever.
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
How can I watch like 6 things on Netflix and it feeds me hundreds of suggestions that sound amazing, but I can Like / Not Like 200 women on Hinge and I just keep seeing replicas of the Not Likes over & over?
November 22, 2024 at 1:44 PM
Yo, calm the fuck down, #Temu.
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
Your seasonal reminder… do NOT be this dumb, lazy motherfucker. Clean your damn car off. Including your lights.

Only thing worse is the snow mattress on the roof flying back at you.
November 22, 2024 at 3:11 PM
On the break.

GODAMMIT!!!
November 22, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Confused why my upstairs neighbor is apparently showering at almost midnight.

Then I remember I drunkenly trimmed my beard & manscaped at 3am two Saturdays ago for literally no reason at all.
November 22, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Seems an appropriate Christmas Old Fashioned.
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
November 22, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Your own Luxardos for about $3.50.

Requires:
Cherries
Mason jar
Kid straw
#Bourbon
Simple syrup
Cherry bitters

- Pit cherries w/straw (almost no waste)
- Fill jar ~90% w/cherries
- ~2oz simple
- 5-6 dashes cherry bitters
- Fill with bourbon
- Shake gently to mix
- Wait
- 🥃
November 22, 2024 at 5:28 PM
It’s funny as HELL to me how the #CFB world at large was trying to clown #OSU — the team, the fans, and Ryan Day — for making a big deal of #SignGate the last half of the season.

But now that #FSU got left out of the #CFBPlayoff, it’s “TTUN shouldn’t have FSU’s rightful spot.”
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
What’s it like to have competent Special Teams, I wonder?
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Get. The. Fucking. Ball. Back.
November 22, 2024 at 6:00 PM