I’m reminded of the time I told the “did you hear Lorena Bobbitt died? Yeah, some dick cut her off in traffic” joke, not realizing there was a very senior exec in the elevator

BOY did I ever get passed over for promotion for several years running

A friend once told me “if you’re not embarrassed by the younger version of yourself, you aren’t growing as a person” and that’s how I’m able to sleep at night

Ten thousand percent agreed.

And hey btw, I wasn’t trying to put you on blast or anything. I hope you don’t feel attacked. You just gave me an opportunity to pedant, lol.

That’s the kind of information that makes me want to take a long, remote walk listening to white noise until my brain resets

Jfc

Well, you’re a cat couch now

There’s a band called Sebastian?!

Sorry, is this a reference or just a play on words

Good tip! I went out to give it a shot but it’s cloudy now. Missed the window, alas.

What a concept

Guess she’s trying to keep relevant or something

I’m sure this has nothing to do with it (lol I didn’t even look for this, it just popped up in my feed at just the right time)

That’s not the ideal approach to a rotting tooth but for the rest of it lol yeah

I don’t even know what’s going on, I’m just seeing thumbnails about how she’s “gone anti-woke” and like why does anyone CARE

Even the controversy about what to me was a very lazy dad joke feels fake as hell.