Go figure that the year I finally come around on the possibility of a turkey is the year I'm not allowed to lift more than ten pounds

Slow cooker Indian pudding and roasted root veggies because I'm eating for one

This is still the most cooking I've done since my breast augmentation surgery

So many of the domestic excesses - think DHS fast-roping into an apartment by helicopter to clear an apartment with zero criminals - seem designed to put a specific clip On The Teevee for the boss. They all flame out. He just loves ordering shit and then seeing it on the news.

I fucked up my sleep schedule two nights ago diving down the rabbit hole of sartorial language and fashion design and I'm gonna make it everyone's problem

ChatGPT making Chad Shinji