Niffty
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I keep things neat and tidy. I can even help you hide the body!
"Making a gift for my boss."
a cartoon character with pink hair and big eyes is standing in front of a wall .
ALT: a cartoon character with pink hair and big eyes is standing in front of a wall .
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January 23, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"Making a gift for my boss."
Haha. Of course!
Even if he gets torn to shreds, he'll always find a way to keep his word.
He's always been that strong, after all.
"You're the best bad boy ever, Alastor!"
Even if he gets torn to shreds, he'll always find a way to keep his word.
He's always been that strong, after all.
"You're the best bad boy ever, Alastor!"
a cartoon character with red hair and a big eye
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January 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
Haha. Of course!
Even if he gets torn to shreds, he'll always find a way to keep his word.
He's always been that strong, after all.
"You're the best bad boy ever, Alastor!"
Even if he gets torn to shreds, he'll always find a way to keep his word.
He's always been that strong, after all.
"You're the best bad boy ever, Alastor!"
"Promise, right?"
Her bright little eye shines with hope.
Her bright little eye shines with hope.
a close up of a cartoon character with a big smile on his face .
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January 19, 2026 at 3:27 PM
"Promise, right?"
Her bright little eye shines with hope.
Her bright little eye shines with hope.
She runs as fast as her little legs can carry her to stand a respectable distance away from him. Playfully, she does a little curtsy.
"If King Roach insists!" She cheerfully exclaims,
"We'll have it at kitty's bar tomorrow night— after hours!"
"If King Roach insists!" She cheerfully exclaims,
"We'll have it at kitty's bar tomorrow night— after hours!"
a cartoon character with red hair and a mask
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January 19, 2026 at 3:07 PM
She runs as fast as her little legs can carry her to stand a respectable distance away from him. Playfully, she does a little curtsy.
"If King Roach insists!" She cheerfully exclaims,
"We'll have it at kitty's bar tomorrow night— after hours!"
"If King Roach insists!" She cheerfully exclaims,
"We'll have it at kitty's bar tomorrow night— after hours!"
"But that's fine. Charlie has to get it from somewhere."
...well. Evil recognizes evil. Even if it takes form in unconventional ways.
She does not know Lucifer all that well, but she's not naive enough to immediately assume he's incapable.
...well. Evil recognizes evil. Even if it takes form in unconventional ways.
She does not know Lucifer all that well, but she's not naive enough to immediately assume he's incapable.
January 19, 2026 at 3:03 PM
"But that's fine. Charlie has to get it from somewhere."
...well. Evil recognizes evil. Even if it takes form in unconventional ways.
She does not know Lucifer all that well, but she's not naive enough to immediately assume he's incapable.
...well. Evil recognizes evil. Even if it takes form in unconventional ways.
She does not know Lucifer all that well, but she's not naive enough to immediately assume he's incapable.
"You sure you don't want me to bring the show to you, Alastor?" She asks sweetly.
She probably understands as much.
And she also understands that he might not like that she's trying to be as indirect as possible about coddling him.
She probably understands as much.
And she also understands that he might not like that she's trying to be as indirect as possible about coddling him.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
"You sure you don't want me to bring the show to you, Alastor?" She asks sweetly.
She probably understands as much.
And she also understands that he might not like that she's trying to be as indirect as possible about coddling him.
She probably understands as much.
And she also understands that he might not like that she's trying to be as indirect as possible about coddling him.
She leans closer, hugging the jar to her body, "The green ones were really hard to find. They kept running."
a cartoon drawing of a woman with red hair and big eyes
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January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
She leans closer, hugging the jar to her body, "The green ones were really hard to find. They kept running."
She knows he didn't ask for it, but she'll explain herself anyway.
"So I thought! If they wanted to keep staring, I could make it easier for them."
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"So I thought! If they wanted to keep staring, I could make it easier for them."
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a cartoon character stands in front of a concierge sign
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January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
She knows he didn't ask for it, but she'll explain herself anyway.
"So I thought! If they wanted to keep staring, I could make it easier for them."
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"So I thought! If they wanted to keep staring, I could make it easier for them."
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"These kept looking at you,"
There were still some 𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 who were too stupid for their own good. She's convinced they thought they could keep leering at the 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯, of all people, without so much as a consequence.
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There were still some 𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 who were too stupid for their own good. She's convinced they thought they could keep leering at the 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯, of all people, without so much as a consequence.
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a cartoon character with red hair and a large eye
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January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
"These kept looking at you,"
There were still some 𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 who were too stupid for their own good. She's convinced they thought they could keep leering at the 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯, of all people, without so much as a consequence.
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There were still some 𝘯𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘴 who were too stupid for their own good. She's convinced they thought they could keep leering at the 𝘙𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘰 𝘋𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯, of all people, without so much as a consequence.
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The jar is fully polished, opening wrapped with the biggest bow she could find. Inside, dozens of eyes bob up and down in time with her movements. Browns, blues, purples, yellows.
"𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑." She proudly exclaims.
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"𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑." She proudly exclaims.
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a close up of a cartoon character with red hair and a bow
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January 19, 2026 at 11:40 AM
The jar is fully polished, opening wrapped with the biggest bow she could find. Inside, dozens of eyes bob up and down in time with her movements. Browns, blues, purples, yellows.
"𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑." She proudly exclaims.
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"𝐒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑." She proudly exclaims.
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