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Andrew Allen 🎄
@often.codes
i attempt to speak to rocks and make them think
a real person said this with full sincerity
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
running was invented in the 1700s when someone went to walk twice
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
guessing nfc plus apple shortcuts automation?
November 13, 2025 at 11:41 AM
“tech” doesn’t solve this

it’s about choices and consequences
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
(plz don’t ban me i’m quoting lyrics)
November 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
rule 1 of the internet, attribution is always wrong
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i have high tolerance for this kind of thing…”want to” rather than “will” and morbid joke based on juxtaposition of what they are replying to

timeout seems fair enough

imo death threat means i know where you are and have means to do so, should always be a ban
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
pun intended?
November 12, 2025 at 6:55 PM
would vote for him in a heartbeat
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
to he honest
November 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
he must interview really well
November 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
it does work, just don’t overload on it in terms of number of cards learning…can easily kick the habit if you end up with too many
November 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM
great the onion impression
November 12, 2025 at 5:41 AM
he couldn’t possibly run…apparently he’s focused on *lists departmental milestones in an obvious pitch*
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
give it every drop of water we have
November 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
hmm, even some homeless ppl now have card readers
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
it’s extreme example though, vast majority of customers get a good experience. there’s some cool tricks like using sprite sheets for product images
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
from memory (i could be wrong or remembering the nextjs copycats that came out at the time this went viral) if you put it into throttled data, hover over a bunch of links, and then click the one you want, it blocks on the one you want due to aggressive preloading strat for anything hovered
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
not switched but liking tidal. shame it sucks with siri though
November 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
seen his polling? no politician survives that for any extended period of time
November 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
but but … the lore … the continuity…
November 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
**grabs my pearls**
November 11, 2025 at 3:36 PM