if she watched it as a teen she couldve had a really fucking funny pipeline of loving Ling and then loving Malleus Draconia

he thought they melted greed in cheese...??? 😭

he deadass did this at the bradley reveal

they just mentioned scars brother and then dad turned to me and said "hes... uncle scar? is he their dads brother???"

but he also thinks envys a girl. so hes not woke enough yet

he does all of this and then assumes the lyrics in the opening must be the name of the elrics dad

also hes already predicted envy posing as people in the higher parts of the military i cant with this guy

this makes me so curious on if anything else in the show will stick out for him

my dad also writes. he writes down things he hears as inspiration. he heard its a terrible day for rain and instantly wrote it down

i told him im not confirming or denying anything but we got to the "philosophers stones can only be made with human sacrifices" reveal and he turned to me and asked "oh, is that why they had the soldiers kill those people?"

he scares me with how he lands on certain things with insane precision and then other parts are just absurd

WE ARE ON EPISODE 7 AND HE FIGURED OUT WHY THEY KILLED THE ISHVALANS.

i GOTTA get him hughes pilled pronto

okay he figured out the chimera was nina before she spoke. but when ed started questioning about the first one my dad audibly went "oh no! the wife!!" and then called scar a little bastard for killing nina 😭