Trans-Siberian Orchestra
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Yes, we're telling you this whole Siberian Orchestra is trans, you absolute hack.
We're doing the Thong Song tonight.
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We're doing the Thong Song tonight.
Alright folks, let's get some fat juicy asses on stage tonight
December 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Alright folks, let's get some fat juicy asses on stage tonight
Fuck it, tonight we're doing Quiet Riot covers
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Fuck it, tonight we're doing Quiet Riot covers
Twisted my fuckin ankle on one of the cords from these dumb fuckin inflatable snow globes fuck this fuckin shit I swear to fuckin Christ
December 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Twisted my fuckin ankle on one of the cords from these dumb fuckin inflatable snow globes fuck this fuckin shit I swear to fuckin Christ
Blasting a few thousand jellybeans out of a potato gun into the crowd the other night was, in fact, not the greatest idea we've had.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to our many fans in Tampa currently recovering from the show.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to our many fans in Tampa currently recovering from the show.
December 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Blasting a few thousand jellybeans out of a potato gun into the crowd the other night was, in fact, not the greatest idea we've had.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to our many fans in Tampa currently recovering from the show.
Our thoughts and prayers go out to our many fans in Tampa currently recovering from the show.
Stop recording our shows. We don't sound better through an iPhone mic, you absolute loser.
December 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Stop recording our shows. We don't sound better through an iPhone mic, you absolute loser.
Tonight is Skoal Night! Everyone with a fat wad in their lip gets 10% off preowned t-shirts in the merch yurt!
December 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Tonight is Skoal Night! Everyone with a fat wad in their lip gets 10% off preowned t-shirts in the merch yurt!
Anybody have Mariah Carey's contact info? Trying to see if she wants to do a guest spot at our Greenville show on Friday.
December 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Anybody have Mariah Carey's contact info? Trying to see if she wants to do a guest spot at our Greenville show on Friday.
Tomorrow night's shows are canceled unless y'all start showing some bush from the audience tonight
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Tomorrow night's shows are canceled unless y'all start showing some bush from the audience tonight
We want to play Wrestlemania next year, but it has to be in the Winter. Who do we talk to about this?
December 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
We want to play Wrestlemania next year, but it has to be in the Winter. Who do we talk to about this?
Would y'all be cool if we started doing a blood thing at the shows?
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Would y'all be cool if we started doing a blood thing at the shows?
TSO Fun Fact: Buy a fucking shirt, 85% of us have child support payments due
December 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
TSO Fun Fact: Buy a fucking shirt, 85% of us have child support payments due
Lindsay Lohan stop texting, you are still banned
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Lindsay Lohan stop texting, you are still banned
Please stop dressing as Santa to our shows. He's not white.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Please stop dressing as Santa to our shows. He's not white.
ketamine New Hampshire near me
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
ketamine New Hampshire near me
Leather vests at the ready, you fucks, we're about to take over and beat your ass with 30 guitars at the same time.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Leather vests at the ready, you fucks, we're about to take over and beat your ass with 30 guitars at the same time.
Blast our music at your Thanksgiving dinner. Don't be a pussy.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Blast our music at your Thanksgiving dinner. Don't be a pussy.
That nip in the air? That's Santa warning you that we're about to kick your shitty teeth in with rock and roll
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
That nip in the air? That's Santa warning you that we're about to kick your shitty teeth in with rock and roll
Can someone make a flammable one of these for us?
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Can someone make a flammable one of these for us?
Don't let grandma wander into the pit this year. We're begging you. Our lawyers got SO God damn expensive after Cincinnati last year.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Don't let grandma wander into the pit this year. We're begging you. Our lawyers got SO God damn expensive after Cincinnati last year.
You CAN bring weapons to our shows, just please remember to keep them holstered until the part during the encore where we tell you to pull them out.
November 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
You CAN bring weapons to our shows, just please remember to keep them holstered until the part during the encore where we tell you to pull them out.
A lot of people asking why we don't have many songs that involve singing, so we want to answer that in one simple word: Cigarettes
November 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
A lot of people asking why we don't have many songs that involve singing, so we want to answer that in one simple word: Cigarettes
Can't believe we have to say this again, but if you catch fire at one of our shows, it's your 100% fault. Read the fine print when you buy your tickets next time, you flammable losers.
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Can't believe we have to say this again, but if you catch fire at one of our shows, it's your 100% fault. Read the fine print when you buy your tickets next time, you flammable losers.
Buckle up, we're coming, you festive fucks.
September 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Buckle up, we're coming, you festive fucks.